Five online relationships that died in infancy
(1)
Suddenly free - MM, let’s fall in love online!
Chibi Maruko-chan——But, my age is not suitable for you!
Suddenly free - it's okay, I can wait for you to grow up.
Chibi Maruko-chan—but I can’t wait for you to grow up. I'm 68 years old.
Suddenly free - 68 years old and still called "Chibi Maruko-chan"! Pretend to be innocent!
(2)
Suddenly free - MM, let’s fall in love online!
Sapphire - are you a party member?
Suddenly free - no, but does it matter?
Sapphire——Are you a member?
Suddenly free - not really. Is this related to online dating?
Sapphire - are you a Young Pioneer?
Suddenly free - not many years ago, why are you asking? !
Sapphire - Unfortunately, you are neither a party member, a league member, nor a Young Pioneer, so how can you be worthy of me? I'm the team leader of our class!
(3)
Suddenly free - MM, let’s fall in love online!
Little girl - OK, but I have to get my dad’s permission first.
Suddenly free - ah! Your dad still needs to agree to this! What about your dad?
Little girl - he is typing for me now. I'm only four and a half years old and can't type yet.
Little girl - why don’t you speak?
Suddenly free - Hello uncle!
(4)
Suddenly free - MM, let’s fall in love online!
Cuihua—oh my God! I'm finally in love.
Suddenly free - you haven’t been in love yet?
Cuihua——Yes, I haven’t been in love yet! Everyone says I'm a dinosaur. You are so kind, you gave me my first love.
Suddenly free - are you really a dinosaur? !
Cuihua - I don’t think I am, but actually I look pretty good. But 47 of the 48 people in our class voted that I was a dinosaur.
Suddenly free - we broke up. Now.
Cuihua——5555555 I won’t do it.
Suddenly free - go back to your Jurassic and cry.
(5)
Suddenly free - MM, let’s fall in love online!
Matchmaker - pay a registration fee of 100 yuan first.
Suddenly free—still have to pay the registration fee?
Matchmaker - this is a marriage agency. It's hard to do business these days, so I have to look for development online.