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Five online relationships that died in infancy

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(1)

Suddenly free - MM, let’s fall in love online!

Chibi Maruko-chan——But, my age is not suitable for you!

Suddenly free - it's okay, I can wait for you to grow up.

Chibi Maruko-chan—but I can’t wait for you to grow up. I'm 68 years old.

Suddenly free - 68 years old and still called "Chibi Maruko-chan"! Pretend to be innocent!

(2)

Suddenly free - MM, let’s fall in love online!

Sapphire - are you a party member?

Suddenly free - no, but does it matter?

Sapphire——Are you a member?

Suddenly free - not really. Is this related to online dating?

Sapphire - are you a Young Pioneer?

Suddenly free - not many years ago, why are you asking? !

Sapphire - Unfortunately, you are neither a party member, a league member, nor a Young Pioneer, so how can you be worthy of me? I'm the team leader of our class!

(3)

Suddenly free - MM, let’s fall in love online!

Little girl - OK, but I have to get my dad’s permission first.

Suddenly free - ah! Your dad still needs to agree to this! What about your dad?

Little girl - he is typing for me now. I'm only four and a half years old and can't type yet.

Little girl - why don’t you speak?

Suddenly free - Hello uncle!

(4)

Suddenly free - MM, let’s fall in love online!

Cuihua—oh my God! I'm finally in love.

Suddenly free - you haven’t been in love yet?

Cuihua——Yes, I haven’t been in love yet! Everyone says I'm a dinosaur. You are so kind, you gave me my first love.

Suddenly free - are you really a dinosaur? !

Cuihua - I don’t think I am, but actually I look pretty good. But 47 of the 48 people in our class voted that I was a dinosaur.

Suddenly free - we broke up. Now.

Cuihua——5555555 I won’t do it.

Suddenly free - go back to your Jurassic and cry.

(5)

Suddenly free - MM, let’s fall in love online!

Matchmaker - pay a registration fee of 100 yuan first.

Suddenly free—still have to pay the registration fee?

Matchmaker - this is a marriage agency. It's hard to do business these days, so I have to look for development online.

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