A while ago, when Huang Pinyuan was recording an MV, he was slapped in the mouth by girls until he felt dizzy. This reminded people of the small violence that women often do. An online poll revealed that 40% of women have slapped their boyfriends, and one in five men have been slapped by their girlfriends. In fact, this is just one kind of minor violence. Women have mastered eighteen kinds of martial arts. Facing these martial arts, some people will be depressed, some will be angry, and some will even feel happy, which is unknown...

The violent effect of women

Boring

Protagonist: Wu Shuhang, a 30-year-old book editor

Growing up, I have seen many violent women, such as the first one I had a crush on Female classmates. It was the fifth grade of elementary school, and she was the life committee member of our class. At that age, we basically didn’t pay much attention to girls. But one day, she asked a boy who was supposed to be on duty to clean the blackboard. When the guy was cheating, she slapped him in the face. I was immediately impressed and thought this girl had such a personality. When I grew up, I also liked women with a bit of personality, such as my first girlfriend. But when she was angry, she actually threw a porcelain cup at my head, which instantly hit my forehead. A similar incident happened N This time, for the safety of my life, I broke up with her.

The second girlfriend is not so powerful. She likes to use foul language. It was originally an indecent catchphrase for men, but she spoke it very smoothly. Whether she was greeting her mother, uncle, grandma, or human body organs, she would never stumble at all. There are historical reasons for people being ruffians, and I can understand that. She has been working in the media for N years. It is said that she has suffered from annoying torture all year round in the entanglement with various interview subjects.

Therefore, in her opinion, speaking dirty words is a normal reaction of the body to detoxify. If you don't say bad words, you will become perverted through endurance. That's okay, but what's even scarier is that I often get slapped by her unexpectedly when I'm in a sunny mood. After the slap, she will look at me with a smirk on her face. I said what are you doing? She chuckled and said your expression was so funny. I think of Jackie Chan's experience when he was often slapped by female fans as a sign of affection when he was promoting in Japan many years ago. I didn't know how he felt before, but now I can taste it. Because I like her, I try to tolerate her little perverts, but I'm still a little depressed.

Role model: Lincoln

Although Lincoln was one of the greatest presidents in American history, he failed very badly in managing the women in his family. His wife Mary Tao had a violent personality. In addition to being picky in every possible way, she once poured a cup of hot coffee on Lincoln's face during a meal with guests. All this made Lincoln extremely depressed and became a person who didn't like to go home. man. This is reminiscent of the old Chinese saying, "A true man will inevitably have an unkind wife and an unfilial son..."

Yan

Protagonist: Lang Huan, a 40-year-old private business owner

I encountered an embarrassing incident last month, and I still feel irritated when I think about it. A few friends had dinner together, drank some wine during the dinner, and joked with a girl brought by a buddy. She said she loved biting people the most, and would often bite out a four-circle Audi logo on her buddy's arm. I said she was bragging, how could she bite so round, at most four big duck eggs, but she said if you don’t believe me, try it. It was originally a joke, but the alcohol effect made me temporarily mentally retarded, so I stretched out my arm. Unexpectedly, she dared to bite me, grabbed my arm, and bit it. It was really not an ordinary pain. I almost woke up from the wine and I screamed and took my hand back. Needless to say, it was quite round, purple-red, and there was blood oozing out from some parts.

I kept my temper and did not slap her. My buddy was woken up from his sleep by my roar. Seeing this, he could only apologize to me. But this joke was a bit big. In order to prevent my wife from misunderstanding, I couldn't go home that night. After thinking about it, I decided to go directly to Shanghai on business after dinner. I only dared to return to Beijing after half a month when the traces disappeared. So I'm very disgusted with girls who act recklessly, even if it's a wife. It's quite unreasonable to leave a tooth mark for her husband when she has nothing to do.

Role model: Huang Pinyuan

This old singer was recently slapped by twelve girls in the MV of his new song. In order to make the effect more realistic, they slapped her really hard. . When interviewed by reporters, Huang said that he almost vomited from being slapped until lunch. I believe that after this experience, he will deeply hate women's petty violence.

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Refreshing

Protagonist: Cai Yi’an, a 28-year-old account manager

My girlfriend is an extremely crazy Scorpio. And I am a resigned Pisces. Because she is very possessive and I often treat other girls with pity, we have constant conflicts because of her jealousy.

The most recent conflict occurred in January this year. I was on a business trip for a while. When I came back, I had to catch up with the company for a group meeting, so I didn’t go to her immediately, but I told her on the phone that I was which hotel. Because of the noisy environment, I didn't hear her call. It wasn't until after 10 o'clock in the evening, when the entertainment activities were basically completed, that I walked out of the door with a few colleagues, and even hugged a female colleague as a farewell. When I arrived at the parking spot, I found that my girlfriend was already waiting there. Obviously, she saw the hug scene and scolded me. I coaxed and helped her into the car. Along the way, she still yelled and called me an asshole.

Actually, I also missed her very much, so as soon as I entered the house, I put my mouth to her lips, and our tongues mingled together. I thought she was gone, but she took advantage of me when I wasn't prepared. , biting my lip in one bite. I yelled, bent down, hugged her legs and lifted her on my shoulders, saying, "You crazy woman actually bit me. You're getting more and more aggressive. Let's see how I deal with you." She was kicking her legs wildly and scolding me for not being a thing, but the moment I threw her on the bed, she burst into laughter. I went to hug her gently, but she scratched my back with her nails. , I just felt a chill, scratched by her. However, no matter how much trouble she made, we still did what we had to do...

Early the next morning, I felt sore all over, and there were a few hickeys and scratches. But strangely enough, I wasn't angry with her. Instead, I felt that the night was wonderful. She didn't wake up by my side at that time. I kissed her long eyelashes tenderly, looked at her for a while in silence, and felt She is very cute.

Role model: Masoch

Masoch is a famous Austrian writer with masochistic tendencies. In his literary works, women are like the cold Venus, and the male protagonist enjoys being physically punished by women. In his opinion, women with violent tendencies are sexy.

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