I am a manual worker!

"What do you think about when you have sex? I feel like there is nothing to think about, my mind is full of blanks! In my opinion, sex is physical labor, as long as you work hard!" --Xiao Wei, a 26-year-old civil servant

Imagination is the most beautiful!

“I often imagine myself as a character in a movie, like in American Beauty, with my favorite sexy woman underneath me (the specific name is omitted here), but I open my eyes afterward. The moment I opened my eyes, I was really disappointed! "--TONY, 25 years old

God is so great!

"God is so great. He created these two things, man and woman! And sex!"--TOM reporter

I want*!

“My girlfriend is very demanding when it comes to sex. She always hopes that I can last longer and longer! So I often think: It would be awesome if I could only have one. !”--Five hundred and 24-year-old freelancer

The body disappeared?

“Everyone says that there is a feeling of flying during sex, but I don’t! What’s strange about me is that my whole body is shaking, as if I am only thinking, and my body seems to be gone!” - Xiao Yang, 30 years old

Just this once, never happen again!

"Men, what can you think about? It's just whether she feels good or not, and whether my time can be longer... But I was very busy some time ago and the work pressure was very high. One night I was 'doing errands' I suddenly remembered that there was a loophole in the contract that I was going to sign the next day, and I said "Ouch" in a hurry, which shocked my girlfriend, thinking that it was just this once, and it won't happen again. "- -Xiaowei company manager

It’s all the children’s fault!

“My girlfriend is allergic to condoms, so she has been taking birth control pills. I don’t know if it’s a problem with the pills or if she didn’t take them on time. She got pregnant and had no choice but to go to the hospital to get it done! Since then For a period of time, about 2 months, I always felt a kind of psychological pressure during sex. I kept thinking whether she would "win the lottery" again? Did she take her medicine on time? "--LEO 25 Years old

It would be terrible if he was discovered!

"My girlfriend's mother is more conservative. In the past, every time we were at her house, we could only 'enjoy' it while she was out. But every time I was very nervous, always wondering if her mother would be there soon. Come back? What if we find out? Fortunately, now that we are getting married, her mother won’t care about it, otherwise I would have been scared to death!”--Zhuang Ding, a foreign company employee

Persistence is victory!

“I have always thought that women hope that men can persist longer, so every time I grit my teeth and work hard, I just think that persistence, persistence, persistence is victory! But once after finishing it, I thought When I wanted to take credit, my girlfriend said: 'Oh my God, I'm so exhausted. Why do you take so long every time? I can't stand it anymore'

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