I have always felt that women are very emotional animals, and many times they are so naive that you wonder if her brain has stopped developing since she was three years old. You can imagine that when a wolf opens its mouth and lunges at a woman, the woman quickly turns around and runs due to conditioned reflex. And when the wolf accidentally stumbles over a stone, the woman will care about the wolf's injury. She stopped running until the wolf pounced on her again, then she continued running, looking back from time to time to see if the wolf's feet were still injured.

It is rare for a woman to escape from the mouth of a wolf, unless the stone stumbles the wolf so hard that it has no strength to chase the woman again.

Such fairy tales are played out in reality. The difference is that the wolves felt that their names were too revealing, so they changed their names to men. I am also a man, but like most men, I never admit that I am a wolf.

The first stage of the relationship between men and women: addition operation

There is no free lunch in the world, let alone free women. If you insist that there is, then fine, please call me by the way. One portion, thank you in advance.

The early stage of love is investment. After we choose the investment direction, we must make a preliminary estimate. While taking into account the risks, we must keep in mind our goal: to use the least investment in a short period of time. Capture the woman you desire most.

Every man has his own bottom line, and the selection range should fluctuate up and down within his own bottom line. He should not look too high or too low, otherwise he will get into trouble, maybe financially, or too low. It may be emotional, but the end result is that you are alone in the dark night, gently wiping your wounds with expired cotton mixed with low-quality alcohol.

After you have grasped your bottom line, now start making calculations.

According to our goal, we first need to select the cheapest, most romantic weapon that can allow women to focus part of their attention on you. There are not many such things in this world, but after a long period of selection, comparison, and elimination, we finally carefully selected the most lethal, representative and most likely to make women dizzy among the many weapons - flowers. . Of course, for us, the biggest advantage of this kind of weapon is that it is very cheap. In order to improve efficiency, you can also do it yourself or let others write love poems and love letters for you.

Maybe you will say that the method of sending flowers is outdated, too backward, and may not be effective. Just rest assured, at least no woman will think like you do now, and that's enough.

In order to achieve greater results with less investment, please remember the following important dates: her birthday, the time of your first date with her, and Valentine's Day. Of the 365 days in a year, you must send flowers to her on these three days. The rest of the time depends on the amount of money you have, but don't invest too much, and leave some to prepare for the calculations in the next few chapters.

Summary: woman = man + flowers + flowers + flowers + love poems or love letters

The second stage of the relationship between men and women: subtraction operation

According to the development of the story, Now we should trip over a stone and pretend to be injured to stop the woman running in front of you. You may also say, you are going well now, what if there is no stone in front of you? It doesn't matter, it's simple. There is no stone to trip you. You can just move a stone and put it in front of you, then trip and fall, pretending to be injured.

Oh, did you all stumble? If you stumble, continue.

We must not hold on to a woman, and we must deeply understand that we want to capture her, not swallow her. Flattery to a woman will only make her think you are despicable and create resistance to you. If you are still pursuing her at this time, your initial investment will be in vain.

I wonder if you have any experience in cooking dumplings. People who know how to cook usually simmer a little cold water when the water boils, and then simmer a little cold water again when the water boils again. This repeats about three times before the dumplings are truly cooked. Cooked. If you don't simmer the cold water, even though you can feel the dumpling skin being hot, the filling inside will be lukewarm at best. Therefore, only an appropriate amount of cooling can make the dumplings truly consistent on the outside and inside.

We want to behave indifferently, and we can also find an opportunity to ask her out to tell her about the experience of being tripped. Pay attention and try to use realistic and exaggerated techniques.

In front of a woman, you can say that your career is not going well, you are worried about your future, and you can even say that you are confused about the future of you and her. But no matter what, don't use your previous love history as a subject. Even if we have more than N love experiences, we must tactfully say to her that this is your first real love. Of course, this is also the thing I don’t understand the most. Why do women always like to listen to unrealistic lies? For example, if I can't do it, let me be struck to death by lightning, etc. How could there be such a coincidence of lightning? If this were true, there would probably be no clear sky in this world and there would be thunder every day.

At this time, you can show a melancholy look, lower your head, look away, and force a smile from time to time, which will deeply affect the woman. Her two big eyes will gradually become wet with tears, and her face will be full of tears. It is the color of caring. From the corner of your eye, you can see that she has the urge to cry. You calmly pour a full glass of wine, drink it in one gulp, pour another glass, and drink it in one gulp. When you want to pour another glass, you will find that the woman's hand is already on the rim of your glass, tears As your long eyelashes slide down, you hold the woman's hand tightly and use your other free hand to wipe away the tears on her face to comfort her.

Okay, it should be fine.

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Summary: woman = man - fanaticism - fantasy + melancholy

The third stage of the relationship between men and women: multiplication

After the simple addition and subtraction operations in the first two stages, you will find that she has slowly changed her view of you and paid you more attention. Didn't you notice?

Okay, may I ask if she has changed from not talking to you at the beginning to taking the initiative to talk to you? Does her face sometimes turn red for no apparent reason, but when you ask her, she always shyly says it’s okay? When she stares at you, do you find that her eyes sparkle with a strange light that makes your heart beat wildly?

No? Look at you, you haven't been able to lie since you were a child, and you blush whenever you tell a lie. Why are you hiding it? Everyone knows it, but you are the only one stupidly spinning around in the game.

Okay, let’s get to the point. You can no longer hesitate at all. Either strike while the iron is hot or give up immediately. If you choose the latter, you have to add and subtract again; if you choose the former, then you have to understand that letting a woman wait too long will make her turn from love to hate, and even if you try your best to redeem her in the future, it will not help. No matter how the wound heals, there will be a scar, and this scar will become a shadow between you and her.

First of all, you have to use all the investments you planned before, go to a jewelry store to buy an expensive necklace, ring, etc., package it in a beautiful box, and have it on her birthday or your first date with her. Give the gift at the right time. Remember, don’t give it on Valentine’s Day, as it will lose its meaning.

You will find that at this time, she has been blinded by the light of happiness, and her IQ has dropped to a negative number. You can make any request to her, don't be afraid, she will not hesitate to ask for anything. Hesitant agreement, even if you tell her you want to marry her. At this time, she will happily agree, pull you and run out. When she goes out, she realizes that it is already dark and the marriage office can only register during the day, so she returns to the room and stares at the clock in the living room, waiting for dawn. .

Summary: Woman = Man*Passion*10*(Investment + Investment)

The fourth stage of male-female relationship: division operation

After getting to the last step, I know that at this time Your heart is already full of regret, and you hate yourself for not understanding why she was sitting in the living room watching the clock and seeing her strange behavior at dawn. She pulled you up from the bed before dawn, and didn't wash your face or hair. Shu ran like crazy. At the door of the marriage office, she realized that she had arrived too early and the door had not been opened. At the same time, she also discovered that you were running out wearing her pajamas. You said you should go back and change, but she held on to you. In desperation, you waited with her for an hour and finally opened the door. She finally breathed a sigh of relief and began to ask you why you wore her pajamas to bed yesterday. Slowly Explain it!

Marriage and love are like a seesaw. When marriage begins, love will also end. You have been captured by her, and you are wondering why you have become passive now. When you were chasing her in the early stages, you only thought she was a woman, but now you discover that her true identity is a hunter, a very stupid hunter who can only capture animals with higher IQs.

She started asking you what you had for dinner? And she will give you a lot of change and ask you to accompany her to the market, and watch her and the vendors arguing over a few cents; she starts to ask you, does this newly bought skirt look good? Let you look at the price tag that makes you stupefied, and happily say that this skirt is quite cheap, and give you a shirt that was worn with the skirt when you bought it. You are already numb, and just when you are about to lie down, you hear her voice saying that the gas tank is out of gas...

You no longer buy flowers because she says it is more cost-effective to buy a bag of washing powder. ; You no longer pretend to be depressed, because she already knows everything about you; you no longer invest crazily, because all your money has been confiscated from the moment you followed her. Now you can only take out a piece of paper and a pen, and write feebly on it:

Summary: woman = (lost freedom + marriage certificate + ordinary life) / man