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Ten signs that a man has been single for too long

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Being single for too long will have very bad consequences, and it won’t just affect your body. Go solo for too long, and you may end up losing your ability to play the game, and end up turning yourself into a mutant creature -- for example, a Frankenstein monster who looks like Brad Pitt. If you've been single for a while and have failed dates, look for reasons. Here are ten signs that you've been single for too long.

The tenth sign: The date abandoned you

This is the most obvious, because you can’t even remember when Valentine’s Day is. On February 14th, you are completely confused about the situation and why red roses suddenly flood the streets. Valentine's Day is an accurate measure of your single status because it's the day when we need girls the most. If you were still wearing your sophomore overalls the last time you celebrated Valentine's Day, you really need to brush up on your romantic skills. You've been single way too long.

Another sign of date abandonment is using old romantic comedies as your date inspiration. If people laugh when you use those tricks, there's something wrong with you.

The ninth major signal: life without the opposite sex

Not only do you not date, you also do not usually interact with the opposite sex, and you do not have a single female friend. Female colleagues may even avoid you, and friends may stop talking to you about women because they either feel embarrassed or think you have nothing to contribute to the topic.

If the only woman you interact with is your mother, you really need to change. The long-term effects of motherhood are quite harmful, especially for older bachelors, as you will consciously or unconsciously compare the women you meet to your mother. If your ideal partner wears a floral shirt, has a 1970s curl, and tucks you in at night...go see a psychiatrist.

The eighth signal: despair

Loneliness is terrible, and despair is even worse. There are signs that despair is taking over your mind like a giant mutant octopus. Wanting an email order bride is an extreme example. No matter what you think, it's not romantic at all.

Of course there are other potential signs. Taking an inflatable doll as a companion is undoubtedly one of them. You should clearly realize that you can't go on like this.

The seventh sign: Not paying attention to etiquette

The influence of women can make men look more knowledgeable and polite. Without this influence, a man's taste will gradually disappear like an asteroid that strays into a black hole.

First, you will be disheveled. Then, table manners are thrown out the window. Soon, you'll be eating like a pig, devouring your food voraciously, using your hands and feet, and making belching and farting noises. When working with female colleagues, you would use your hands to scratch your crotch and adjust your underwear in public, regardless of time or occasion. This is enough to turn anyone of the opposite sex away from you.

The sixth sign: Addicted to pornography

Admit that your greatest entertainment is pornography. In sex product stores and adult video stores, you have been upgraded to a VIP customer, and newly arrived goods will be reserved for you, the "big customer". If you think of porn stars as actors like Hilary Swank and Kate Winslet, this is also a sign of your addiction to porn.

It’s time to adjust your preferences. When pornographic entertainment erodes all your leisure time, its impact can be dangerous.

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The fifth signal: placing hope in technology

You have given up on the idea of ​​finding a real-life female partner, hoping that the world's advanced science and technology can bring you one. You follow every development in the field of bioengineering with interest. In fact, have you already drawn a lot of blueprints on napkins?

You may be aware of this secret desire, but usually it is hidden in the subconscious. This idea must be changed, it is unhealthy.

The fourth biggest sign: People think you are gay

You never hang around women or show interest in them, so people think you have another sexual orientation. You probably noticed that your best friend started hanging out with his gay cousin, and people always left you alone.

Don’t get angry or ask for an explanation. Since you spend all your time hanging out with your friends instead of dating women, what do you expect others to think?

The third biggest sign: always thinking too much

Very much Unfortunately, your addiction to pornography causes you to live in the false imagination that all women love you. Every ordinary interaction with the opposite sex is given a special meaning by you.

When the waiter at the drive-in restaurant hands you the burger and fries, he says, "Have a good day." What you hear is, "I want you now." When the girl in the elevator kisses your lips The rice scumbag took another look, and you felt that it was a passionate gaze of soul communication, and immediately began to fantasize about the erotic scene between the two of them in the closet.

Every friendly gesture and polite nod makes you feel loved, and you seem to be winning every turn. However, look at the trump card in your hand, it is just Zhang XiaoJ.

The second biggest sign: Being shy in front of women

The best explanation for why you don’t interact with women is that you don’t know how to behave in front of them. When you look at women and they catch your gaze, you feel like you're not pleasing them but titillating them (another bad side effect of being addicted to porn). When you have just been with a girl for a while and you end the relationship by doing something outrageous, such as giving her tight underwear on the third date (you are so outdated that you forget about the progress of the relationship) normal steps).

If that wasn't outrageous enough, you start treating your girl harshly. You act cool to them in front of your friends just to prove to other men that you don't care about these little girls.

If you do this again and again, real despair will come to you.

The first big signal: you find that all women have problems

Another adverse effect of being single for too long is being overly picky. You find flaws in every woman around you, and most of your criticisms have no basis in reality. You can find fault with the most beautiful women: uneven teeth, too big pores, too pointed nose, too thin elbows...

Perhaps you have the illusion that you are a senior critic. More likely, you're afraid of pursuing women, so you're using these pretentious picky excuses.

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