Standard configuration for single men

Product name: E-era single aristocrat

CPU: A racing heart that can flash 2,400 thoughts per second. The poet Rimbaud said "life elsewhere", and the single aristocrats who live online gave a more detailed explanation - elsewhere is the other end of the network. There is Yan Ruyu on the Internet, e-commerce, online job hunting... A racing heart can make everything in real society virtual on the Internet. "Moore's Theorem" also applies to this racing heart. Every 18 to 24 months, usually after encountering a large "dinosaur" or ending an online relationship that is more poignant than Butterfly Lovers, the speed of this racing heart will increase. Go ahead.

Main board: a single bed, a mobile phone, a piece of glassware that is hard to tell whether it is an ashtray or a coffee cup, a bucket of clothes and socks that were not washed last week, CDs and fashion Newspapers, periodicals, and some daily necessities are all integrated into a 20-square-meter single apartment. Because I was afraid that it would frequently crash after inserting the component called "wife", the expansion slot called "marriage" had to remain idle.

Hard drive: mini removable hard drive. Long-term maintenance of bad postures such as hunching over, shrugging, hunching, and protruding the head, coupled with lack of sleep, malnutrition and other reasons, will generally lead to a mini-shaped body shape. It seems that it is always in a state of multi-threaded downloading, but I have never been able to download the software called "True Love Millennium Edition". I still have to download some "patches" from time to time to repair the "loopholes" caused by rumors.

Memory: 256M of sentimentality. Generally speaking, as the age of the Internet increases, the memory also needs to increase simultaneously in order to run memory-intensive programs such as homesickness, lovesickness between two places, and meeting with netizens.

Monitor: An old face that has gone through twenty-eight years of ups and downs. Setting it to true color (32-bit) also makes it difficult to cover up the dark circles under the eyes and the increasingly droopy hair caused by staying up late surfing the Internet. In addition to being very aggressive in the forum about swinging sticks and smashing bricks, the interface is usually quite friendly. At most, due to Internet addiction syndrome, he often acts like a "philosopher" in deep thought. The heroic demeanor of "having no disputes with others".

Chassis: A large backpack that can hold all travel equipment.

Other configurations can be selected based on personal interests and hobbies.

Single men, happy or not

If you ask single men, how are you doing? I believe that 9 out of 10 people will say such insincere words as "It's so good that I'm worried" or "How can the word 'cool' be so good?" However, the purpose of a man conquering the whole world is often just to conquer a woman. If you can't even win over a woman, how can you have self-confidence? How can you talk about a man's charm, ability, and abilities? Let us listen to the personal experience of our old colleague Mr. Wang.

One of my colleagues has a slovenly and low-spirited Mr. Wang, who is 29 years old. He is a pure single man who has no live-in girlfriend, no fixed girlfriend, and no floating girlfriend, a typical three-no man. As the saying goes, a man without a woman is like a tiger without meat, and he is absolutely miserable mentally. But this guy is the opposite. He always likes to say that he is as happy as "Adam before the Apple incident" (but judging from his appearance, he doesn't look happy at all). Whenever his male colleagues would get together and talk about women, he would often say in a dismissive tone: Women, I have seen through them, they are just talkative, like to inquire about gossip, spend money frivolously, and like to think wildly. No matter how you look at it, you can't see any advantages. Therefore, a smart man like him has already seen through the world of mortals and has committed to a life of unrestrained celibacy, and he still wants to laugh at "all the men in the world who are trapped by yellow-faced women."

As an elder in the company, he often warns boys who are new to the company not to look for girlfriends too early, lest they end up with "flour on their hands wet and unable to shake them off." Men should live like him, alone. Only by walking alone, being unconstrained and free and uninhibited can you live a quality life. Later, he changed jobs to other companies and lost contact for a while. Unexpectedly, one day half a year later, when we met on the street, Mr. Wang suddenly became energetic, his fur was shiny, and his energy was high. He seemed to be 10 years younger all of a sudden. When we inquired, it turned out that he finally had a girlfriend and was about to get married. The good guy asked at that time, don’t you hate women and want to be single all your life? He also said frankly: "I didn't eat grapes and said they were sour at that time. How could a man live without a woman? To be honest, I didn't have to suffer too much when I didn't have a girlfriend. I forced a smile during the day but didn't mean what I said. It was a long night at night. , Sleeping alone on the pillow. Watching others go in and out of pairs, sighing that you are alone. "The listener was shocked.

He added that he didn’t know what the situation was like for single women because he was not a woman, but he could guarantee that any man who keeps claiming that single life is good or good is actually doing it. Just pretending to be fat. Someone immediately said, that's not necessarily the case, there are always men who really like to be single. When Mr. Wang heard this, he swore to heaven that, except for "comrade lovers" and a very small number of people with physical problems, no male citizen over the age of 18 liked a pure single life. Others asked: "What basis do you have for making such a definite statement?" Mr. Wang immediately started talking and lamented the extreme anguish of a single man who was not known to outsiders. First of all, single men’s self-confidence is extremely shrinking. As the saying goes: "A man's confidence comes from a woman." It is very simple to understand this sentence. Just look at the mentality of a normal man: "Now there are two girls pursuing me at the same time. Wow, it seems that I am very attractive." There are three girls pursuing me now. Hum, I am no worse than those celebrity men, wealthy men, and boss men. They are rich, famous, and powerful, so what’s so great about me? I am the one who truly possesses the charm of a man. He's a real man! "It's so annoying to have 5 girls pursuing me at the same time! Hey, what can I do if I don't want to be a girl killer?"