Women can soak in the fragrant bath for an hour, listen to music, light incense, and read magazines to relieve their fatigue; but men want to lock their wives out of the bathroom door and even There was no decent excuse. At most, he just sat on the toilet and read the sports section of the newspaper.

Men express friendship by ridiculing each other or tit-for-tat. And women are like a sisterhood, supporting each other. When you are broken up in love, the most your buddies can say is: Brother, why hang yourself on a tree? Then he drags you out to drink in the guise of relieving your worries, but he is often the first to get drunk. Not only do you have to pay a large amount for the drink, but you are also responsible for transporting this 100-pound behemoth home. , if he has a wife, maybe you will be included in her rejection list from now on; and women will form a strong alliance and angrily rebuke that heartless man with one voice, until the man becomes a street rat.

When a woman is wronged, she can cry loudly and hide in a man's arms for protection. There is also a nice adjective called pear blossoms with rain; when a man suffers a huge setback, he can only knock out his teeth and force himself. I swallow my sorrows in my belly all the time. If I want to get drunk to relieve all my worries, I have to think carefully about it first. If I am not careful, I will be called an "alcoholic".

The entire six floors of the department store are dedicated to selling women’s accessories, including clothes, shoes, hats, scarves, necklaces, rings, and headwear... while men can only buy a few pairs of single-color, They were just clothes of the same style, and the ties weren't anything new, they were just different brands. Women can create countless beauties on their slender fingers, but men will be ridiculed as effeminate if their nails are slightly longer.

When a woman sees a snake, she screams in fear, which is feminine; when she faints, she feels pity; when she stands with a stick, she is brave; when a man encounters a snake, when he runs away, he is as timid as a mouse; when he rushes forward, he is reckless. The correct approach should be to stop still, observe the enemy's situation, first analyze the type of snake: poisonous or non-venomous, whether it is a nationally protected animal, and then consider whether to attack... Nine times out of ten, he has not yet found the best snake. At the attack angle, the snake was already waiting for an opportunity to move, so the woman pointed at the side: Look, another stupid man was bitten by a snake!

Women can only earn "pocket money" and leisurely Dressing up, shopping, drinking tea, but men have unshirkable responsibilities for the family and can only work, work, and work. A more extreme example is that a woman who marries a man who owns a house and a car is said to be smart and blessed, but if a man marries a rich woman, he will never get rid of the bad reputation of being a "softie".

A thin woman is called slender, and a fat man is plump; a thin man is called a bamboo pole, and a fat man is fat; a woman who speaks foul language is frank and cute, but a man is uneducated; a woman is coquettish when she is unreasonable, and a man is unreasonable. Childish and willful; a woman talking about a handsome guy is called admiration, and a man looking at a beautiful woman for more than 10 seconds is defined as a "pervert"...

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