This article is a bit extreme. If you don't have the right taste, please step aside immediately. Since I dare to write it, I am not afraid of the Beijing men here.

Beijing men were born in the imperial city. They think that only Beijing men in the world can smell the emperor’s farts. They feel that even if they are a piece of tofu, they are still stinky tofu influenced by the emperor’s farts. Cow, heaven. He is the only one on earth. I have met a lot of Beijing men. Needless to say, the advantages of Beijing people are hot temperament, heroic spirit, and being mean to friends. In a word, they are men. Listen up, it’s men. If you want to treat Beijing men as your buddies, it doesn’t matter. Children who grew up under the old rules have everything to worry about.

However, don’t take him as a target. If you don’t have the vigor to kick a Beijing girl in the street when she comes up in a hurry, dare to hit you if you raise your head, and dare to walk away after just three words of disagreement, you are still lacking. It's better to provoke Beijing men. The soil and water support the people, and Beijing men are born to be paired with Beijing girls. There are still some Beijing men who live in bungalows within the Second Ring Road. It is better for foreign girls not to recite this Sutra.

The reasons are as follows:

1. The biggest characteristic of Beijing men should be their ability to talk.

Kan's skill seems to be their innate extraordinary ability. This kind of chatter is not noisy chatter, nor is it exaggerated, but seems to be knowledgeable about the world, and has a playful sense of humor. You won't feel lonely when you are with them. The vast chatting will make you so high that you forget about east, west, north and south. Coupled with the exquisitely packaged sweet words, the compliments in the subtext will make you feel happy. However, as time goes by, you will understand what it means to pull the banner, pull the tiger's skin, talk big, and pull the tiger's skin. This is a common trick. Although the men in Beijing are not as unreliable as the people in Henan who install switches on the sun, not everyone can digest this request of 18 million or the energy of the emperor's relatives. How is your business today? How will your business be tomorrow? Gifts will be given another day, and guests will be treated the day after tomorrow. In short, all the outsiders in Beijing will be busy, and not a single Beijinger will be busy. When they are busy until the end, they are busy talking. What is the saying? Yes, traffickers.

2. Beijingers value face.

Beijing people pay attention to old etiquette and respect, and they know a lot. They can tell you all the rules when eating a bowl of fried noodles. Beijing men are aloof and aloof, so aloof that even the same city of Beijing is divided into three, six, and nine levels. The rich in the East and the rich in the West, the rich in the West, the literary in the poor, and the Xuanwu in the poor. This is an old saying. Nowadays, men in Beijing will do it at every turn. I think back then, when people came out The second ring road is all suburbs.

People in Beijing are very good, and if you find a nanny, you will want to know everything about music, chess, calligraphy and painting, just like the snail girl who jumped out of a Chinese chat room.

It’s best to find a serious undergraduate who graduated from 1211 engineering as a wife, and this wife and our nanny who knows everything about music, chess, calligraphy and painting are two in one, and it doesn’t matter how tall the girl is. To be honest or not, first say it out loud enough to have dignity and respect. If you use it well, there is a saying that you can go to the hall and go to the kitchen. You can act like a noble lady when you go out, and you can act like a housewife at home. She also has to look like a slut in bed. Listen, these 211 graduates may not necessarily be able to meet such high requirements. Therefore, men in Beijing are always pursuing and searching, and they wonder in their hearts, I am a unique man in the world, and my heart is as high as the sky. Why can't I find my tree?

3. Beijingers do not find a solid job.

Beijing people also have backbone. They would rather walk around the alleys and streets with the subsistence allowance every day than find a down-to-earth job to support their families. Asking for the reason, it is simple. Working hard from 9 to 5 makes a month. Those three melons and two dates are not enough for grandpa to have a bowl of tea. Even if grandpa is willing to give in, he must serve him nicely every day and cannot be humbled.

I think about how my grandpa did it back then. I think about how my grandpa did it back then. If I hadn't been so good back then, I would have been so bad now. This is the mantra of men in Beijing. If they are not careful, they will talk about the history of the revolution. When you stay with Beijing men, you have to think carefully. You have to hold hot tea and serve with adoring eyes. Don't be tempted to go to the toilet. It's okay for you to go to the toilet. Guan Jian, it's you who hurt our Beijing men. Sensitive heart.

4. Beijing men are unreasonable.

To say that they are unreasonable does not mean to be messy like women, knowing that they are being unreasonable but still messing around. The reason why men in Beijing are unreasonable is because they themselves are reasonable. Whatever they say is fine, so be it. Don't try too hard. You have to reason with reason.

5. Beijing men are stingy.

In fact, it’s not stingy. The main reason is that if you talk too much, it often doesn’t come back, so all kinds of excuses will come into being. When you invite a girl to dinner, you won't go to a place with a little bit of romance. Let me tell you, I'll take you to eat Beijing snacks, fried liver and plums, delicious and authentic, and you'll wind up in a Yangchang alley, which is very sparse. I ate two large bowls, completely ignoring the painful expression of the woman next to me who was unable to swallow the pig intestines.

6. Beijing men can confuse you with an illusion.

They claim to have careers, but once they apply for a license with a woman, all their careers are just pretense. They are using their careers to make up reasons for you to stay out at night. Although Shanghai men are particularly hard-charging, the premise of Shanghai men's hard-working is first to make a woman come home to her. Men in Beijing also flirt with women, but the premise of their flirting with women is that they first trick the woman into bed, and then go their separate ways... One of the characteristics of Beijing men is that when they are firing you, they kick you, kick you, destroy you, and be gentle. When your son breaks up with you, never ask him why, and don't be so angry that he insists on asking for the reason for breaking up. Beijing men basically have no reason to break up with women, and they won’t tell you if they have reasons. Beijing men may have only one reason to break up - breakup is so noble, but it is vulgar to talk about reasons. The unreliable power of Beijing men often lies in: they break up as soon as they make a move! Not waving your sleeves or taking away a cloud, this is the strength of a Beijing man.

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