Nowadays, building a conservation-oriented society is advocated. In the long run, it is indeed beneficial to our society, so let’s put the slogan into practice and make our sex more economical.

1. Black light sex:

For most couples, the rate of having sex at night is much higher than during the day. But, control your hands and don't turn on that light! Pay attention to saving electricity. The way to compensate is to make the best use of natural conditions. When the moon is dark and the wind is high, STOP; when the moon and stars are sparse, COMEON! In addition, having sex in the morning is also a way to make up for it. The body in the morning light is natural and beautiful.

2. Overthrow petroleum lubricants:

Many of the lubricants sold on the market are by-products of petroleum refining. Relevant people suggest that cream, jelly, etc. can be used instead, which is environmentally friendly, adds fun, and satisfies appetite.

3. No oysters:

There are many foods that are said to be aphrodisiacs, and oysters are a famous one. Raw oysters with lemon juice and grilled oysters with cheese are all "Viagra" in men's recipes. But eating less oysters actually protects the ocean.

4. The legendary mandarin duck bath:

Even Martians know that the earth’s water resources are limited. But in the hot summer, going to bed after taking a shower has become part of the sex pattern. You wash it, she washes it too, and every hair is washed to a shiny black color. The waste of water resources has made environmentalists sad, so they called on you to take a mandarin duck bath for the sake of the earth. If you can seize the opportunity and take a double bath in the rain, you will also receive a "Water Love Model" small red flower from the Earth Neighborhood Committee.

5. Roses should stay on the branches:

A rose is a rose. Please don't use it to make your bed, and don't use it to make your bathtub. Take a calm bath, if you don't respect plant life, you are not environmentally friendly enough. If you really want it, just plant a pot.

6. Don’t refuse, don’t promise:

Even environmentalists would think that only a fool would reject the idea of ​​being intimate with a woman. But please don't let her make you dizzy in bed. Let's learn from 007. He stays awake at all times? Just don’t rashly promise a diamond or a mink coat while having sex. Don’t let yourself be abandoned by environmental warriors because of women’s material desires.

7. The fate of condoms:

Is your trash can full of condoms? Remember, some condoms break down easily and some don't. Try to use them as often as possible, maybe wash them, dry them and reuse them.

8. Towels instead of tissues:

Tissues are the biggest victims after every sex. They are used unprincipledly. Think about it, the fate of some trees I'll clean up the mess for you after having sex. Use a towel bar, keep a towel next to your bed and create a new post-event habit.

9. Sexual fantasy and Sixty-Nine Styles:

Sexual fantasy is a truly smoke-free industry, with no contact with sexual organs and no waste of energy. If this alone is not enough to satisfy you, then the 69 pose is the most environmentally friendly of the sex positions, requiring neither condoms nor towels afterward.

10. The best cosmetics:

Men can finally have a say in the issue of cosmetics! Semen is a high-protein substance, and more and more people believe that it has cosmetic benefits. Men's bodies are undoubtedly the most environmentally friendly cosmetics production base.

11. Sexy lingerie, OUT:

Generally speaking, two people in bed will not wear clothes. Using skin friction to replace the loss of fabric is of course an environmentally friendly move. But if you use sexy lingerie, this is compromised. So, let us meet naked.

12. A match made in heaven:

I don’t know how much wood was wasted with the invention of the bed. And if you get too involved in sex, you may break the bed, just like Zhou Xingxing did. In this way, more wood is wasted. Therefore, banning beds and promoting outdoor sports are also part of the environmental trend. However, you need to pay attention to the following matters: do not spray chemical pesticides when playing outdoors in gardens or parks; advocate "upside-down" or "standing" styles, and do not crush wild flowers and plants.

13. Car fan nonsense:

Some men like to have sex in cars and are fascinated by the shaking of the car when climax comes. Eventually, they even drove out of town just to have sex. Don't listen to their nonsense. Cars are something environmentalists absolutely despise. If you're going to choose a car, go back to bed.

14. Cold weapon era:

Men’s attitude towards hair is capricious. They like women to have long black hair, but they have a deep-rooted obsession with shaving hair on women's private parts. If you must do this, put down the electric shaver in your hand. Cold weapons are always environmentally friendly. Zhang Xiaoquan scissors are much better than Philip's shavers.

15. Inflatable dolls:

The current standard market price for foreign inflatable dolls is US$795 each. Of course, this means that it is of excellent quality, has a feel similar to real skin, and has all the indicators like a real beauty. The cost of custom-made dolls is almost $3,000. The crux of the matter isn't the price, but that it's not environmentally friendly. Think about it, how environmentally friendly can a doll made of PVC plastic be?

16. Cold Spring SPA:

It is said that having sex in the waterfall can give you an otherworldly pleasure. By analogy, you can also have a cold spring SPA at home. To put it simply, two people take a bath with cold water together. It’s both environmentally friendly and cool.

17. Noise hazard:

It is your ability to make a woman scream loudly, but if you let her scream too loudly, it becomes a noise hazard. Environmentalists will not advocate loud bed-crying noises. Moderate, sweet, non-noisy sounds are also environmentally friendly.

18. Single bed in double room:

One pillow, one quilt, and a narrow single bed. Since couples will never feel that a bed is too small, why not give it a try. The applicable time for this trick is winter, which can save a lot of energy for the earth.

19. Super Telescope:

The ultimate goal of environmental protection is to reduce personal occupation of environmental resources. Reducing energy consumption is the source of environmental protection actions. Every time you have sex, you consume a lot of calories. So, let’s leave only one pair of people having sex in the world, and the remaining 4.999999 billion people can hold a super telescope and spy on sex, forming a long telescope team on the earth.

20. Make love, not war:

The iron law of environmental protection: Any sex that is not environmentally friendly is better than the harm caused to the earth by the most environmentally friendly war.

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