In this day and age, it’s really hard to find a good husband. Even if you get the certificate, women should not take it lightly. The world is dangerous. Maybe as soon as the husband goes out, he will meet a heroine with special skills. The two of them will fight with each other, and the husband will be snatched away by the heroine... Now this The love slogan of the era is: Don’t care about eternity, only care about what you have for a while! Isn’t this outdated after a long time of not hanging out in the world? The original seven-year itch has long since become a three-year itch and a three-month itch. In fact, people are inherently animals that love the new and hate the old. If you want a happy marriage, you must have fresh content every day to recharge your love. Women must learn to tease their husbands.

1. Frequently frighten or surprise him

For example, for birthdays, it is too common to send flowers and buy cakes. Cooking delicious food will make you smell of oil smoke, so you'd better dress up. He has seen a lot of beauties. Don't dress up to be beautiful. Dress up like a 250-year-old, put a lot of braids on your hair, put red on one cheek and black on the other. Tell him this is your hometown. It is a custom to dress up as a 250-year-old on the birthday of the person you love most. After scaring him, dress up like a lady and go to a more romantic place for dinner with him...

2. Pretend to be in pain from time to time

Use a very disgusting tone He shouted: "Husband, this hurts so much. Please rub it for me. Here, here, no, here..." "Oh, it's not here. You want to rub me to death? Why are you so perverted?" Do you want to be a hooligan?"

3. Improve your cultural attainment

For example, often read ancient poems: "It's noon on the day of hoeing, and the sweat drips from the weeds into the soil." He asked: "Are you a hoeer? Who is a hoeer? Look at you who are tired every day, sweat dripping from the grass...

4. Frequently give your husband some intellectual questions:

“What does one minus one equal? ​​Idiot, you don’t know! It equals two. Just touch it. I have it. If you subtract your son, doesn’t it equal two?

“Husband , if there is a big earthquake and you happen to be trapped in the elevator with a beautiful woman, what will you do?'"

5. Give your husband full freedom:

Teach your husband often How to tease a female colleague: Take a coin and say, "I'll teach you a trick to tease a female colleague." Then hold the coin between your fingers and say, "I'll ask you a question, and you can answer it after you take out the coin." The first question : "How old are you this year?"

My husband took out the coin from your fingers and answered. The same goes for the second question. The last question: What was the first thing your husband said to you on your wedding night?" Then squeeze it tightly with both hands to prevent him from taking out the coin. He will say: "You squeezed it too tightly. It's gone, I can't pull it out. "Hahaha...successful! Ask your husband: "Have you learned it?"

6. When writing, if you encounter the word "bite", ask your husband:

"This, how do you write the word 'bite'? Oh, I think about it now, I think about it, is it oral sex? (*^__^*) Hehe...

7. Use lipstick on Draw heart shapes on your belly and breasts to surprise your husband.

8. When your husband is in a bad mood and angry with you, pretend to be aggrieved and tell him a story:

“The bull is on a business trip, and he doesn’t worry about the cow being alone at home. He sent it to his friend the elephant. When the bull came back to take the cow back, he said in surprise, "Hey, the cow is so big!" Then, he nodded his forehead and said, "That's you!"

9. Learn some dancing:

When you see your husband watching a breast enhancement commercial on TV, you go up and do a striptease for him. The posture is more provocative than the ones on TV...

10. If you give your first time to your husband:

Occasionally ask your husband to recall your first time, and learn from what he was like at that time. The more silly you are, the better. If you don't tell your husband about your first time, and your husband mentions it, you will burst into tears: "It will always be the first time for you and me. If you are like this, I have to find a noodle to hang myself." Then you will act like a fool in his arms. .

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