My kitten was sick today and didn’t eat lunch. I have to stay with it in the evening and chat with it. Also, my puppy was very angry yesterday because I didn’t hold it. , I'm going to comfort it tonight. So I have to feed the kitten and hold the puppy at night. By the way, I accidentally stepped on an ant yesterday. I don’t have time to accompany you tonight. I have to pray for the ant.

Strict Tutoring Law

My family has family rules. You are not allowed to talk to boys within 1 meter, the conversation time exceeds 5 minutes, you are not allowed to meet boys, and you are not allowed to come home late for more than 20 minutes. Inexplicably wearing makeup and dressing up to show to unrelated men. You are not allowed to look into the eyes of boys for more than 5 seconds, and you are not allowed to talk to boys on the phone for more than one minute... (Of course, this family rule is only valid for you.)

Nonsense Law

Actually, I really They are aliens. My family lives on the distant Mars. I am traveling to the earth. I will go back in a few days. The people of Mars need me, and I’m glad to meet people on Earth. I’ll call you when I get back to Mars, but is your cell phone a cosmic phone?

Putting it off again and again

This Zhou may not have time, because I usually have to go to school at night, exercise in my spare time, and go to work during the day. I also have to go to school next week. During the Labor Day holiday, I have to work hard at home and eat and drink a lot. During the National Day, I will go back to my hometown to eat and drink. During the Spring Festival, I will go to my relatives’ houses to eat and drink. I want to blow the air conditioner at home during the summer vacation, bask in the sun at home during the winter vacation, go to the park to collect scenery in the spring, hold the watermelon in my hand without moving my hands, write poems in the autumn, and hibernate all the time in the winter. Among the 365 days, you choose to see which day is suitable for you to come to me.

The main method of avoiding the enemy

I have a secret that I want to tell you. In fact, you have known it for a long time. I also know that I know you best and your decision is quite correct. of. Although I have known about this matter for a long time, since you have the courage to confess it today, I don't need to keep the secret in my heart. In fact, you are a fool, but I have never made it public.

How to call each other brothers

What? Do you like me? Want to date me? Are you mistaken? I am a man! Why don’t you ask me after so long? You actually got the gender wrong. You don't care about me too much. After being a boy for so many years, this is the first time I was mistaken for a girl. Brother, I really belong to you.

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