The other day I saw a headline like this: "The wave of divorces started after the 1980s!" Yes, several of my high school classmates were divorced, and they also had a 2-year-old child. This is a very scary thing. Here, women born in the 1970s are still complaining that they can’t find a good man, while over there, women born in the 1980s got married and then divorced. I have seen an interview with Shu Qi before. She said: "I haven't really thought about getting married. I think falling out of love is actually quite normal, but breaking up is not so nice to talk about."

Men always think about it. It is said that of all the inventions of mankind, there is probably nothing that is more self-deprecating than marriage. Since ancient times, smart people have made many witty remarks and said countless immortal words on this topic. Things have come to such a point that it seems that a married man cannot show his intelligence if he does not laugh at the folly of marriage. If he praises marriage, it is simply exposing his stupidity in public.

Let us enjoy a few witticisms and relax the nerves that are stretched by marriage.

A philosopher said: "A good marriage is made up of a wife who turns a blind eye and a husband who turns a deaf ear." If you open your eyes and open your ears, you can see the truth about the other person and know what the other person has done. , what will happen? There is a Western proverb that answers: "We get married because we don't understand, and we separate because we understand."

When is the right time to get married? A wise man said: "It's not time to be young, it's too old to be old."

Don't try to find heaven in marriage, Swift will tell you: "What is there for us in heaven?" We don’t know, but we know very well that there is nothing – precisely no marriage!”

Byron wrote in “Don Juan”: “All tragedy ends with death, all comedy ends with marriage! Ended." Despite this, he still got married because: "I want to have a companion with whom I can yawn together." According to Chamfor, love is as interesting as novels, and marriage is as boring as history. Perhaps we can retort: ​​No, as soon as we get married, the comedy begins - small quarrels, reconciliation, jealousy, begging for mercy, suspicion, explanations, and the last scene is divorce.

A Frenchman said: "The couple always lives according to the standard of the more mediocre one of them." This is a sarcastic statement that marriage makes wise men stupid and sages vulgar.

Someone asked Bernard Shaw for his opinion on marriage. George Bernard Shaw replied: "Who can tell the truth about this before my wife is dead?"

Lin Yutang said that he most admired the family and the cradle. woman. He himself seems to abide by marital ethics in marriage, but he is also ridiculed about marriage. He said that the so-called happy marriage is just the result of the couple's mutual accommodation and habits, just like wearing a pair of old shoes, which become fit after being worn for a long time. Coincidentally, a gentleman in ancient Rome also compared marriage to shoes. He was divorced and his friends asked him: "Is your wife unfaithful? Isn't she beautiful? Isn't she fertile?" He pointed to his shoes and replied: " None of you can tell where it pinches my feet."

More and more people are calling for the abolition of monogamous marriage, saying that it is not in line with human nature. Although there is monogamy, but so what, it still can't stop people who want to cheat from cheating. Gu Hongming advocated taking concubines as compensation, but two American women retorted: "Men can have more concubines, why can't women have more than one husband?" Gu replied: "You have seen a teapot with four teacups, but how can there be a teacup with one in the world?" Four teapots?" This question seemed to stop the two American women. I can help them fight back: "You have seen one soup basin with many spoons, but how can there be one spoon with many soup basins in the world?" A character in Marquez's novel said: "A man needs two wives, a One for love and one for sewing buttons."

In the years to come, non-marriage, single parenthood, divorce, and remarriage will become more common. In fact, getting married is not that important. A female colleague who is already married said to me: "Actually, don't have any expectations for marriage. Marriage can't actually give you anything. It just finds a companion to live with." In fact, you can't have no expectations for marriage. It is not a rescue. Place. Want to secure your property rights through marriage? In fact, if a smart man can name his house and car, he can make a fuss about it. The selfish man has made his own plans a long time ago, and even if he is given a marriage rope, he will not be able to contain it.

Indeed, life is one set after another, and marriage is just one set. You jump from the leftover woman’s set to the marriage set, or you jump from this man’s set to another man’s set. inside. Therefore, there is no need to worry about whether you have fallen into this trap.

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