Lailai: In 1981, he was a picky Virgo man, from the Northeast, with a hot temper and a short temper.

Muzzy: In 1981, a Scorpio woman was born in Hubei Province. She was confused, slow and slow. When facing unfamiliar people, she usually acted quietly and melancholy.

1. Still visiting prostitutes

Lai Lai was on a business trip and called.

Mumu: Tell me, have you done anything sorry for me?

Lai Lai: Absolutely not.

Muhu: Tsk, you must be reluctant to part with the money. If someone paid for it for you, you would probably just put the "little carrot" in your pocket and follow.

Come on: Fuck! Why are you looking for trouble when you have nothing to do?

2. Irresponsibility

Mush: Husband, let me grab the radish.

Lai Lai: No!

Muhu: Why?

Lai Lai: You always squeeze the little carrot and then ignore it. It’s so irresponsible!

3. Lady

Mushi is known as a lady outside.

Muhu: Husband, they all say that I am very ladylike and very well-educated.

Lailai: I've seen it a long time ago, especially when you picked your nose and it bounced on the TV screen.

Recommended reading:

Two pros and cons of standing sex

Make men completely crazy about sex with their hands

Women’s sex Fu's "secret pleasure" technique

A method to control ejaculation to extend the time of lovemaking

Sexual skills for women to have a quick orgasm

Professional sexual skills training for flirting masters

Classic sex skills that couples must learn

4. Size

Mumu: Come on, how old were you when you discovered that your little carrot has grown into what it is now? What does it look like?

Come on, feel proud: this is what happened in the sixth grade of elementary school.

Mumu: It’s so pitiful. It hasn’t grown any more in so many years. No wonder it’s so small.

5. Chilblains

Musty: Chilblains are really uncomfortable, red, swollen, and extremely itchy.

Lai Lai: I understand this deeply.

Mumu: Really? Have you had it before?

Lailai: That’s right, the key is that the place doesn’t grow well.

Mumu: It can’t be on the face.

Lai Lai: My face looks pretty good, damn, it looks like my penis.

Muhu: Haha, no, it’s really cold in the Northeast. I’ve heard of freezing hands, feet, and face, but I’ve never heard of freezing there.

Lai Lai: Shit, one winter, I took it out and peed outside, and when I got back I found that I had frostbite.

6. Harmony

Lailai: Haha, we are getting married in the military. As long as I don’t agree, you can’t divorce me.

Mush: What if I have an affair?

Lai Lai: Damn it, I’ll sentence you to “destroying a military marriage.” Unless you have a very special reason, you will never escape my clutches for the rest of your life.

Mumu: Does a disharmonious sex life count?

Lai Lai:...

Recommended reading:

Sexual obsession vs. sexual conservatism. How far can love go?

The five types of working women with the highest cheating index

Good women who make men love are sexually happy

The trick that makes men want women more

There is no eternal promise in love

Men most want women to have sex like this

Sex life from three minutes to thirty Change of Minutes

7. Escort

At 10 o'clock in the evening, I came to call Mulu while I was on a business trip.

Lai Lai: Wife, we are singing karaoke outside. They asked a few girls to dance with us. I came out, am I very good?

Muhu: Huh? ? ? No, isn't the lady pretty? Are you in good shape? I heard that many college students are now engaged in "escort services". I don't know who they are. Go and have a look!

Lai Lai: Damn, are you a woman?

8. Breast enlargement

Gumi: I want to have breast enlargement.

Lai Lai: No!

Muhu: Why not? Don’t you always say that my breasts are extremely small?