Object 1: The beautiful woman on the roadside

Jealousy index: ★

Reason: I glanced at a beautiful woman on the road, and then complimented the girl on her beauty and standard figure.

Performance: She glared at me, then shook off our hands, turned around and left, ignoring me no matter how I yelled, which made me very embarrassed.

Result: I caught up with her, criticized the girl severely, and promised to accompany her to the mall on the weekend.

Object 2: Basketball

Jealousy Index: ★★

Reason: I used to go for a walk with my girlfriend every day, but one day I accidentally saw a few buddies fighting bloody battles on the basketball court. I couldn’t help but feel itchy, so I went up and played a few laps, and completely forgot about the walk. .

Performance: A small mouth can hang a big bottle of oil, but he ignored me all day and night.

Result: I apologized, invited me to dinner, and vowed not to touch basketball again within a month.

Object three: the rabbit we raised

Jealousy index: ★★★

Reason: I hugged the rabbit but not her on a windy night (the conscience of heaven and earth ! She wears more clothes than me, and the rabbit has no clothes! ), I often forget that I haven’t eaten, but I never forget to feed the rabbit. (I'll kill her if I forget to feed her!)

Performance: a burst of snot and tears, crying until the branches are shaking.

Result: I donated the clothes I just changed to help her wipe her nose, help her pack meals for a week, and occupy a seat for a week. Give the rabbit away.

Object 4: The girl selling mobile phones

Jealousy index: ★★★☆

Reason: We went to buy mobile phones together that day, and the girl selling mobile phones could He became enthusiastic and even praised me as a handsome guy. When I was happy, I said a few jokes: My little sister is also very beautiful! Very elegant! Which school did you graduate from? Do you have a boyfriend?

Performance: Biting my lip, twisting the meat on my ribs, staring at the little girl eagerly, ordering me to return the mobile phone I just bought immediately, and then walked away.

Result: After running ten kilometers, I changed to a shopping mall. In front of all the store employees, I announced that I would buy a mobile phone for my girlfriend, and then bought a women's mobile phone for her.

Object 5: My high school female deskmate

Jealousy index: ★★★★

Reason: My high school female classmate (called my childhood sweetheart) fell out of love and called me to complain and asked me to help her find a boyfriend. He sent me messages for a week saying that he was depressed, bored and missed you so much.

Performance: His face is like a thousand-year-old bluestone, and he looks for trouble to quarrel with me. Then he said: We broke up. You and your childhood sweetheart are just a couple, and they are very happy. Sure enough, he didn't answer my phone calls for a few days and ignored me when we met.

Result: I changed my phone number and vowed not to deal with that childhood sweetheart again. I said a lot of sweet words and pestered her for a full seventy-seven and forty-nine hours before I nodded and agreed not to break up.

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