You must be 18+ to view this page

You must be 18+ to view this page

You must be at least eighteen years old to view this content. Are you over eighteen and willing to seee adult content?

Free shipping on orders over $100 and Free gift.Replacement better and faster shipping method arrives in 3-7 business days.

Eight crazy eco-friendly sex tips

visibility36 Views comment0 comments person Posted By: Eric King list In: married life

Nowadays, we are advocating the construction of a conservation-oriented society. In the long run, it is indeed beneficial to our society, so let’s put the slogan into practice and make our sex more economical. Scientific and environmentally friendly sex brings more health and fun to couples.

1. Black light sex:

For most couples, the rate of having sex at night is much higher than during the day. But, control your hands and don't turn on that light! Pay attention to saving electricity. The way to compensate is to try to make use of natural conditions. When the moon is dark and the wind is high, STOP; when the moon is sparse and the stars are bright, COME ON! In addition, having sex in the morning is also a way to make up for it. The body in the morning light is natural and beautiful.

2. Overthrow petroleum lubricants:

Many of the lubricants sold on the market are by-products of petroleum refining. Relevant people suggest that cream, jelly, etc. can be used instead, which is environmentally friendly, adds fun, and satisfies appetite.

3. No oysters:

There are many foods that are said to be aphrodisiacs, and oysters are a famous one. Raw oysters with lemon juice and grilled oysters with cheese are all "Viagra" in men's recipes. But eating less oysters actually protects the ocean.

4. The legendary mandarin duck bath:

Even Martians know that the earth’s water resources are limited. But in the hot summer, going to bed after taking a shower has become part of the sex pattern. You wash it, she washes it too, and every hair is washed to a shiny black color. The waste of water resources has made environmentalists sad, so they called on you to take a mandarin duck bath for the sake of the earth. If you can seize the opportunity and take a double bath in the rain, you will also receive a "Water Love Model" small red flower from the Earth Neighborhood Committee.

5. Roses should stay on the branches:

A rose is a rose. Please don't use it to make your bed, and don't use it to make your bathtub. Take a calm bath, if you don't respect plant life, you are not environmentally friendly enough. If you really want it, just plant a pot.

6. Don’t refuse, don’t promise:

Even environmentalists would think that only a fool would reject the idea of ​​being intimate with a woman. But please don't let her make you dizzy in bed. Learn from 007. He stays awake at all times. Just don’t rashly promise a diamond or a mink coat while having sex. Don’t let yourself be abandoned by environmental warriors because of women’s material desires.

7. The fate of condoms:

Is your trash can full of condoms? Remember, some condoms are decomposable and others are not. Try to use them as often as possible, maybe wash them, dry them and reuse them.

8. Towels instead of tissues:

Tissues are the biggest victims after every sex. They are used unprincipledly. Think about it, the fate of some trees I'll clean up the mess for you after having sex. Use a towel bar, keep a towel next to your bed and create a new post-event habit.

This article comes from adult.6kmall.com and is published by netizens. This site only quotes it for reference. It does not mean that this site agrees with the views of the article. If you believe that the content and intellectual property rights of this article infringe upon your interests, please contact us.

Leave a comment

Please note, comments must be approved before they are published
Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday January February March April May June July August September October November December

Boxed:

Sticky Add To Cart

Font: