The topic of "World Cup Widow" inevitably comes to women again in the four-year cycle. Due to the World Cup, work schedules are reversed, no one is willing to do the housework, time spent with his wife is reduced, and even the level of care drops sharply. These are all reasons that can lead to quarrels, disagreements, cold wars, and even escalate to violence.

For women who don’t love football, the World Cup is no less than a major influenza that occurs every four years - uncomfortable, but there’s no use complaining. Can get through it. But, think about how many times he walked with you even after breaking his leg just to buy the pair of high heels of your dreams, and how many times he brought you breakfast to the bedside when you didn’t want to get up. The World Cup only lasts for one month every four years. Instead of being a sad widow of the World Cup, it is better to change to a positive attitude and welcome this festival with him. After all, letting him be the emperor for one month will give you the status of queen for the remaining three years and eleven months. Looking at it this way, who is more cost-effective?

An article called "A Competent Girlfriend's Guide to the World Cup" has been widely circulated on the Internet. If you are completely blind about the game, please read it carefully first. Sometimes being too ignorant will not make you look so cute. On the contrary, if you can be at the critical moment A thoughtful comment or two every now and then will make a man look at you with admiration.

1. This World Cup is held in South Africa. Since South Africa is in the southern hemisphere, it will be winter in the middle of the year, so if you see those players running around in long-sleeved tops in June and July on TV, don’t think they are fools. Even though South Africa is in Africa, it still has winter.

2. Like most good-looking football matches, this time the match takes place in the middle of the night, which is the time when you usually talk on the phone with your boyfriend, so if you and your boyfriend While chatting on the phone, he suddenly swore. He wasn't angry because you interrupted him from watching the game, although you did.

3. If your boyfriend is absent-minded when talking to you, don’t worry, he doesn’t have a second woman in his heart, he just has a football team in his heart.

4. There will be 32 national teams participating in the event. No need to ask anymore, there is no Manchester United or Real Madrid. No matter how good the club team is, they will not be able to participate in the World Cup, just like no matter how good Shiseido is, they will not participate in Milan Fashion Week.

5. Beckham was injured and couldn’t play any more. By the way, he hasn't played for Manchester United for many years.

6. The favorites to win this World Cup are Spain and Brazil. England is actually not very good.

7. The team with the most handsome guys is also in Spain, including Torres of Liverpool, Villa and Silva of Valencia, and Arsenal captain Cesc Fabregas. But if a man asks you, of course you have to say that you like Spain's attacking football style.

8. Needless to say, there are no handsome guys in the Japanese and Korean teams.

9. A football match is played by 22 people divided into two teams, that is, 11 players per team. Basically, 20 people chase a ball and shoot it into the opponent's goal. It's about as boring as a bunch of women trying to grab the last half-price designer dress.

10. There is no need to ask your boyfriend what "offside" means, because many people who have watched football for decades do not understand what offside is, and sometimes even the players and even the referees themselves do not understand. Forget it.

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