How many of the following ten situations have you encountered? If you encounter it, you are no longer afraid. We have a great solution. Keep your eyes open and take a good look! God bless you, you will encounter less of them!

1: Meeting someone with bad breath

There are many reasons for bad breath, some are due to drinking, some are due to smoking. If you meet someone who has just eaten garlic and then chews two cucumbers, kissing him will feel like kissing with a cucumber, which is not very pleasant. .

Solution:

1. Brush your teeth and eat chewing gum before kissing. 2. Catch yourself a cold, and you won’t be bothered by the smell. 3. Eat garlic yourself to fight the smell.

Two: Meeting someone with a runny nose

Most of the time when kissing, you close your eyes and enjoy it. If the love is so deep that you shed two tears, it is really touching and deeply affectionate.

But if you open your eyes and find two lines of drooling nose, it will be a big disgrace.

Solution:

1. Before kissing, take your temperature and wake up your nose. 2. Block the other person's nostrils with tape. The side effect is that it is easy to cause death. 3. When we kiss in the middle of winter, our noses are frozen and cannot flow.

Three: Meeting the hiccup

Kissing is a happy and sweet thing, and a romantic and warm environment needs to be created. If the two parties are intoxicated with love and cannot help kissing, one party suddenly burps non-stop...

Solution:

1. Drink water from the faucet. 2. Take a deep breath, the deeper the better, but a deep breath should not last more than 5 minutes, otherwise it is easy to kill someone. 3. Look at Sister Furong’s photos and scare yourself.

Four: Meeting the fart

Kissing is something that requires fun. If two people are in the middle of a passionate kiss, one party suddenly loses control and lets out a blockbuster, smelly and loud fart. Moreover, the fart continues incessantly, like a salute. The wildness continues, for example, as described in the comic DNA side, it is really a bit embarrassing.

Solution:

1. If the woman did it, the boy should be more generous and say that he did it himself. 2. If you have a puppy at home, you can blame it and say it was the dog who let it go. 3. Love is tolerant of everything. If you can’t even tolerate a fart, how will you live your life in the future? Let others smell your farts.

Five: Meet someone who doesn’t open his mouth

Kissing is a laborious activity, twisting and turning, up and down. If one party does not understand the style and refuses to open his or her mouth, the complete interaction and communication of the kiss cannot be achieved. Often one party will work hard, with dry mouth and tongue, while the other party has clenched teeth. The final result can only be that one party is exhausted and the other party is drooling, with no sense of accomplishment or happiness at all.

Solution:

1. Bite the side that cannot open its mouth, scream when it hurts, open its mouth when it screams, insert tongue wherever possible, and you're done. The skill lies in strength, you can't bite off a piece of the opponent's flesh in one bite, Tyson. 2. Use your tongue to pry. I often read some books saying that many experts can use their tongues to drill and pry open the mouths of lovers. 3. Contact the FBI and the National Security Agency. They are designed to deal with people who are tight-lipped and won’t speak. Why don’t you speak? Serve with great punishment!

Six: Meeting someone with bad teeth

In the advanced stage of kissing, you need to use tongue drops. If one party's teeth are not good, they will often kiss and scream, and a bloody front tooth will fall off.

Solution:

1. Seek a dentist in advance. 2. The tongue should be gentle. 3. Buy dental insurance.

Seven: Encountering allergic lipstick

Kissing is mainly a mouth-to-mouth movement. Girls usually wear lipstick. There are many types and brands of lipstick. Most of them are harmless and even edible, but there are also a few that can cause allergic reactions. At that time A girl's lipstick is like a weapon, killing people invisible.

Solution:

1. Ask the girl to wash her face and mouth before kissing. 2. Before kissing, the boy pricks the girl's mouth with a silver needle to test the poison. 3. The boy made the antidote into lipstick and put it on his mouth.

Eight: Meeting a tall person

It is said that height is not distance, but if the height difference is too big, such as Yao Ming and Pan Changjiang kissing, it is a professional skill with high technical content.

Solution:

1. The woman takes a running start, somersaults and kisses the man. 2. The woman uses ladders, stilts and other auxiliary tools to climb high and kiss the man. 3. The woman wears 50 to 100 cm high heels.

9: Meeting someone who feels nauseated after drinking

Drinkers are emotional and prone to enthusiasm. I have even heard of a drunk person blowing a kiss to a non-drinker, and the non-drinker immediately kissed him. I have also heard of a couple having sex with each other. Halfway through the sex, the man drank and vomited, and the whole thing went into the woman's mouth. They were really in love with each other.

Solution:

1. Drink vinegar before sex. 2. Vomit before eating.

Ten: Meeting the Bearded Man

Kissing is an intimate contact of mouth to mouth. If the man or even the woman has a beard like Zhang Jizhong, then kissing will be very laborious and troublesome.

Solution:

1. Shave. 2. Practice the Sunflower Book. 3. If you develop a thick skin, your beard will not grow anymore. If your beard grows one foot, your skin will grow thicker.