It is inevitable that there will be some quarrels between husband and wife, but if they can be handled properly, it can also become a fun thing.

Dear Wife:

In accordance with your wishes, I reflected in the study for one hour, 43 minutes and seven seconds, drank a glass of boiled water, and went to the bathroom once. No smoking, the above facts are accurate, please review.

Attached is my review report. Any inappropriate points can be negotiated.

After three months of marriage, I think my wife is gentle, virtuous, diligent and intelligent, and a rare good wife. However, as a husband, I behave perversely, have a frivolous attitude, and do everything I want. There is something worthy of discussion.

The following is my analysis of my bad behavior. Please review it from your leader:

1. What happened yesterday was my fault. Although the braised eggplant you made is a bit salty, it is delicious and flawless. I shouldn't accuse you of wasting salt. I am seeking perfection and blaming so much because I am hiding my jealousy. But you can add some water.

2. When you said you liked Lu Yi, I shouldn't have said so blindly that I liked Gigi Leung, which made you unable to talk to me for two days, which was extremely painful. Thinking about it carefully, my answer is indeed inappropriate, because your love interest is still limited to the mainland, but I rushed to Hong Kong and Taiwan. I still like Zhou Xun.

3. If you like watching Xiao Zhengge in Korean dramas, I shouldn’t obstruct it in every possible way, and I shouldn’t protest if you compare me with him, because Xiao Zhengge didn’t protest.

4. At the wedding on Saturday, I said I had a meeting and I didn’t know if I could go. You prepared two red envelopes, one for 100 and one for 200. But I didn’t go and you accidentally gave them away. Out thick. My dear, I shouldn't laugh at you. You've done a great job. If it were me, I might have given them both away together.

5. The last time you bought yellow croaker, I shouldn’t have sworn it and pretended to be a chef. As a result, you cheered when helping the cook, salivated when you smelled it, and became dejected when you ate it. For your fragile psychology , which is unbearable.

6. You cut your hair short and asked me if it looked good. I said it looked good and you were happy. When you asked for further confirmation, I said it was okay. When you asked me whether it was good or not, I answered that it was not as good as before. You are very sad. This is my fault. All future replies will be based on the first time.

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7. You have met many excellent friends on the Internet. Letters are passed around and photos are flying. I shouldn’t use newspaper reports to hit you. But the photo of you in the white skirt really doesn't look good. The photo of you wearing a turtleneck is better, with me as a bodyguard next to you, it looks grand.

8. When you came back to visit your nephew and discussed who should wash the diapers, I really shouldn’t shirk responsibility and make you angry. But dear, this task is too far away. Let's discuss who is responsible for the birth. Who gave birth to them?

9. When you accuse me of putting socks everywhere, I shouldn't accuse you of putting books everywhere. After all, socks smell, but books smell good.

10. When you invited Cher to McDonald’s, I shouldn’t have kicked her secretly under the table to make you furious, but she trampled on so many of my leather shoes, why didn’t you care?

11. When you say that I am not as beautiful as you, I should not stubbornly deny it. You are right, and the evidence is conclusive, and a blind man can testify.

12. When I came back from taking out the garbage downstairs, you circled around me several times and asked me how many cigarettes I had smoked. When I said one, you got very angry. Honey, I had no idea your nose was so sensitive, I actually sniffed two of them.

You have always been a considerate girl. I hope you can forgive me and give me a chance to change my ways. For the sake of family stability and economic prosperity, here are a few small suggestions:

1. Don’t point at the handsome guy on TV and say he looks like your former boyfriend. The first time you got close to a man was At the dance of my sophomore year, I stepped on other people's feet in a panic. Unfortunately, that person was me.

2. When you go to the store, don’t always have sudden whims. For example, you want to buy a grinder to make minced garlic. Don’t you think my machine is more economical?

3. When eating, you always think that I eat less, and when taking pictures, you always think that I am fat. My dear, this really makes me embarrassed.

4. Don’t ask me some tricky and weird questions, saying they are brain teasers, which will make my logic confused.

5. Don’t tell me jokes when I’m watching a gun movie, and you can’t do it without laughing.

My wife, please be aware of the above.

Friendly reminder: There was a spider in the bedroom yesterday. If you need protection, please contact the sofa No. 1 in the leisure area west of the living room and we will serve you wholeheartedly.

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