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7 pranks to make him feel sexy about you

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There was a wife who always brought back a 7-up drink for her husband when she went shopping. After the couple had been married for 10 years, the husband went shopping and brought home several bottles of draft beer.

"Hey, why didn't you buy 7 Up?" asked my wife, "I thought that was your favorite drink."

"Honey, I hate 7 Up. I drink it The only reason is because this is the only drink at home!”

Sometimes this kind of wrong message is conveyed in sexual relationships. You can’t expect to know everything you need to know and will know immediately after you get married! Things that make your partner happy during sex. Married sex is a lot like training in an internship – but it’s fun if you can get it!

To take steps to improve your sex life, here are some suggestions to add spice and variety to your sex life.

Please note that all suggestions should show your initiative. Remember, this initiative is just as important to your husband as the sexual activity that follows.

●Wear high heels to bed—and nothing else.

●Next time you’re at a restaurant, casually lean over and tell him you’re not wearing any underwear.

●Buy a disposable tattoo pattern and tell him he can take off your clothes to get the tattoo.

●Next time you go to bed, put on a little more of his favorite perfume.

●It is recommended to play the "Peel the Piggy" poker game (the loser is punished by taking off a piece of clothing).

●Occasionally I would jokingly flash him with a flashlight at home.

●Whisper to your husband that you are in great spirits tonight and are willing to do whatever he wants you to do.

As you look for ways to add variety to your sexual relationship, you also need to be careful not to sabotage your relationship with actions that would make most men extremely frustrated. Let’s take a look at some of the things that frustrate men and should never be done, as it can ultimately wreak havoc on our spirits and relationships.

Cheating on Him

Misleading your husband every time he hints at sex, saying, "Maybe tonight," knowing full well that it's more likely to be platonic. Fall in love without having an intimate sexual relationship. If you keep doing this, you'll achieve your goal - create an extremely frustrated, resentful, and angry husband.

Act like a martyr

Greetingly agree, but let your husband know that you are reluctant to do so. There is no hint that you might be remotely interested or happy in sleeping with him. Make sure he knows you're doing him a favor and that he "owes" you for this fun time.

Use sex as a weapon

Punish your husband by refusing to have sex with him. Every time he breaks your rules or forgets to buy milk on the way home, make him pay in bed. If you are arguing, be firm, send a dozen roses a day, and apologize 10 times for at least 5 days in a row before allowing him to touch you.

Talk to others about your sex life with your husband

Tell others about your dissatisfaction with your husband's greedy (or perhaps non-existent) sexual needs. Laugh at his peculiar quirks; or that he's too fast, or too slow, or too timid.

It doesn’t matter what you are talking about, the key is that you leaked your husband’s privacy to outsiders. If you really want to break him, tell his secrets to his family—his brothers, sisters, or mother.

Don’t give in to his demands

Keep waiting until your husband finally gets the courage to tell you that he thinks you look really sexy in a leopard skin romper or bodysuit. Don't say anything right away, then laugh in his face and never wear either again. Dismiss all his ideas about bringing new ideas to your sex life, and consider them to be inexplicable, ridiculous and nonsense. Keep doing this until he decides he can't share his deepest desires with you.

Keep silent

Don't hint to your husband that you like what he does. If you must say something, make sure it's irrelevant. Never refer directly to a body part—yours or his—and try not to make any noise.

Exaggerate his performance

Make sure your husband knows that on his best day, you will only give him a C+ in bed (I hope that’s not what you’re doing, but If you really want to disparage him, compare him to your previous lover and point out how terrible he is). Laughing at his attempts to pull off new tricks. Make fun of things he does in bed when he feels hurt.

Get him to obey

“Okay, Howard, we can have sex, but first you have to take out the trash, fix the leaky faucet, take a shower, shave, and brush your teeth. , trim my toenails, all that stuff, because I have a meeting tomorrow morning." Let him know that sex is only about number 180 on your priority list. It makes him feel very small indeed.

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