The Chinese New Year is almost here, and this is a perfect time to meet your future parents-in-law! The New Year is festive, everyone is happy, and no one hits anyone with a smiley face, which increases your chances of being accepted. But you have to be careful in everything to ensure that you can marry your daughter home smoothly!

Meet the parents-in-law! Tell you 6 Heart Sutras

Appearance is natural, and being able to pass the "audition" of your girlfriend must be cute. If you are worried that your mother-in-law will not be able to pass the test, you can consider plastic surgery, but you need to take a year off to recuperate. After half a year, it’s too late. My brother will teach you: “Attitude determines everything.”

I think back then, when I was in my mid-teens, I could be said to be "tall and burly, loved by everyone, loved by everyone in my car." I had countless girlfriends, and of course I went to other people's houses with great ambitions countless times. "Return in vain".

Until one day I understand the secret, I feel like I am in no one's land since then. Here are some of my experiences and lessons, which I offer to my brothers and sisters for their reference.

1. Respect and humility: I once went to a girl’s house, walked in with my head held high, greeted people with my eyes down, ignored them, and concentrated on getting close to the girl before I went there again. At that time, I was extremely unwelcome, so I had to use the excuse of asking for the girl's borrowed Walkman, take the thing, and run away, never to visit again.

Tip: "call" when meeting people, always say "you" when speaking, and always say "please" when you have something to do. If you really don't want to bend your back to cater to a slightly rickety old man, you might as well nod and bend down with a smile.

2. Keep your purpose in mind: I used to go to a girl’s house every Sunday for half a year. They always treated me warmly and with smiles on their faces, but in the end, they left me with love. Puzzled.

Tip: Except during meal time, I always close the door and have sweet relationships with girls. Although I don’t dare to cheat, I always keep my second wife out. Thinking about it today, I am really stupid. I should communicate more with the two old men. The purpose of going to their house is not to pick up girls, but to "pick up" the two old men in their house. In addition to their daughter, they also have to make their second elder think that I am good, and make everyone in their family think that I am good. Isn't this what the advertisement says: "It's really good when everyone is good."

3. Don’t be surprised if many people give gifts: I once had a girlfriend who I had been dating for two years. She was about to talk about marriage, but she was finally kicked out of the door with a abrupt "get out", and they beat the couple with each other. From then on, they were separated. .

Tip: The door is not open for free. You should cater to the people who come to the door and bring some gifts. As for whether you will not accept gifts during the holidays this year or only accept gifts from idiots, these are not important, as long as A good plan with their "traitor" (your girlfriend) is more than enough to "plot against" two fifty-year-old comrades. Cigarettes, wine, tea, automatic mahjong machines, chess, DVDs, jewelry... give whatever you like, and give whatever you need. I almost forgot to mention it, please remember not to send fake products.

4. Be generous and not exaggerated: Most people will check the strength of the other party when marrying a girl. They should be realistic and avoid bragging. Not having capital is not terrible. What is terrible is that it gives people a feeling of being unreliable. You can have no money, but you cannot be steady and reliable. It is enough to show your sincerity by working hard to accomplish some small things on a reliable basis. Don't do that kind of thing like moving benches and queuing up to buy tickets for others.

Tip: Once you brag to the extreme, there will be no room for closure. Even if you are really capable, you have to show it slowly and without showing off. An old man marrying a girl is not asking for money, but Just for reassurance.

5. Diligence and shrewdness: Take the initiative to find out where other people need strong labor to help. When there is no physical work, you might as well talk about it. How stupid I was before, I have never washed dishes or mopped for others. The worst thing is that you didn't even mention it, and others won't really ask you to do it. Even if you do it ten or eight times and deceive someone's daughter back home, she won't be able to do it for the next ten or eight years. What do you do?

Tip: Talk to the elderly in a way that suits their needs. It is absolutely necessary to apply for housework in a "asking guests and killing chickens" style.

6. Keep an appropriate distance from your girlfriend: As I said before, if I close the door and make out with someone else's daughter, the parents will be very angry, but hugging and hugging in person is not allowed, even if you want to show that you are two people. Let the two old men, who have the courage to burn their boats, go out for a walk

Tip: Don’t come uninvited, don’t stay too long, don’t get too close, and don’t pretend you don’t know each other. This is the standard. Take charge of it yourself.

Finally, I hope that all my friends will master these six methods, successfully overthrow the two mountains of "Taishan" and "Mrs. Taishan", and marry a beautiful woman as quickly as possible and with less cost.

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