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44 things a woman does to torture her husband to death

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1. Husband, you have to work hard to make money. Money should not be too little to make us worry about our livelihood all day long, and it is best not to be too much so that other women need to help spend it

2. Please give me love, trust, respect and freedom.

3. You need to exercise more and strengthen your body. Fortunately, on the night when we return home together, you can carry me up to the door on the fifth floor in one breath. I long to be your bride every day.

4. Please be kind to my family as you would to your own.

5. Say "I love you!" to me at least three times a day, when you wake up in the morning, when you come home from get off work, and when you get into bed at night.

6. When I feel unwell, you have to pretend to be a doctor, touch my forehead, take my temperature, and then send me to a real doctor for medicine and injections. .

7. Send a gift to my work suddenly to let everyone know your love for me.

8. When I am in a bad mood and lose my temper, husband, please hug me and kiss me instead of arguing with me

9. Never curse me. , because you said that I am the person you love most.

10. Please cook a delicious meal for me when you are free, and gaze at me affectionately from the other side of the table.

11. Try to go home after get off work every day. Business requires socializing, and so does your wife.

12. When you are on a business trip, I hope there will be no paging and cell phone battery outage at the same time. It would be better if you could call me frequently and ask me, "Have you eaten?" and report your whereabouts at any time.

13. Come and do housework with me on weekends! I like the feeling of two people rolling up their sleeves, doing things and singing at the same time.

14. Please remember the five major anniversaries: your wife’s birthday, the anniversary of the first meeting, the wedding anniversary, Valentine’s Day and Women’s Day.

15. Please remember the three major commemorative places: the commemorative place of first acquaintance, the commemorative place of first intimate contact, and the commemorative place of marriage proposal.

16. Please remember 5 important things: your wife’s favorite food, your wife’s favorite color, your wife’s favorite flowers, your wife’s most commonly used perfume, and your wife’s favorite song.

17. Please accompany me for a long walk every week: take me to a teahouse or bar to meet friends every two weeks; go to a movie with me hand in hand every two months; arrange at least one appointment every year Take a trip with me.

18. Let me sleep with your love words every night.

19. Or hold me close and tell ghost stories in the middle of the night.

20. When introducing me to new friends, please put your arm around my waist instead of standing aside and pointing with your fingers.

21. When I meet a beautiful woman on the street, I stare at it for no more than 5 seconds and quickly point out her flaws compared to me.

22. Having watched the movie "A Sigh", please talk about your deep understanding of the protagonist's confession: "Extramarital affairs, even if the other person is a little fairy, never touch it!"

23. I have many shortcomings. I am already troubled enough. Please don’t remind me of them at any time.

24. I have many advantages, some of which I don’t even know yet. Please tell me loudly at any time.

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25. Without my parents, where would I be? Therefore, you should be grateful and respectful to them.

26. When shopping, please don’t maliciously call the mall a hook factory, because you yourself may have been hooked by the Department of Home Appliances or the Department of Sports for a long time.

27. Although you know those beautiful and charming female stars well, when I ask you, you still hope to get this answer: "Who is Shu Qi? Does Britney play tennis?" That? "

28. Please don't peek at my past diaries and love letters. They have nothing to do with you, and don't get jealous because of them. It's the same as jumping into a jealous tank.

29. Please don’t object to me watching soap operas. If I shed tears, you can’t laugh at me, because when your **** football team lost the game, your eyes were red, and I didn’t laugh at you either.

30. Please don’t be amorous, think that many women are interested in you, and show off in front of me. Just like the beautiful girl who just moved across the street, you always said that people like to lie on the balcony and look at you. Later we all found out that she was cross-eyed. Please remember this lesson.

31. Although you have the habit of sleeping naked, this does not mean that you can wear a pair of underwear for two days.

32. I hope you still retain some shamelessness and take me to watch movies one after another, but don’t let me go home

33. If I do something wrong, I feel very sad. Please take the initiative to take on the responsibilities that you should or should not take. Your broad mind is the harbor where I will always stay.

34. If your wife is not going well at work, you should be patient, help analyze, and come up with some constructive plans.

35. When your wife makes progress, receives praise or promotion, you should cheer and celebrate with me, point out the internal reasons for her success, and praise her highly.

36. Please remember that your wife’s permed chestnut hair is fashion, not wheat.

37. My wife wearing see-through clothes is a sign of **** rather than a fever.

38. When a wife puts on makeup and makeup, she is stunning, not a monster.

39. When my wife wears thick-soled shoes, it is the icing on the cake, not a disadvantage.

40. When my wife speaks foul language, it is because she is straightforward and cute, not uneducated.

41. If your wife is unreasonable, she is acting coquettishly and coquettishly, not acting wildly.

42. My wife’s pink punch is because she loves you, not to flatter you.

43. When your wife takes over all the financial power, she is good at management rather than being stingy.

44. The most important thing is that your wife is always right, because she loves you!

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