The fairies say that the bed is a place for intimacy, so don’t wear socks, don’t wear a bra, don’t stay motionless, don’t be silent, and don’t call your ex-lover’s name! However, the function of the bed is not just for intimacy. Therefore, do not eat in bed at any time, do not praise other members of the opposite sex in bed, and do not bring the smell of sweat on the bus to bed!

1. (When his popularity is rising,) you say: "I haven't decided whether I want it or not."

If you really don't want it, please Be prepared before meeting him and give him hints, instead of saying it at the bedside;

2. (When you are just one step away,) you suddenly say: "Your bed is really dirty and messy." ! How can you lie down like this?”

You can glance at his bed and use your body to guide him to the sofa without actually saying it, which will make him extremely embarrassed;< /p>

3. (When you are kissing passionately,) you say: "Your mouth stinks, hurry up and brush your teeth!"

- You can say gently; "Dear, I just had dinner and haven’t brushed my teeth yet, can you wait for me?” Then naturally pull him to the bathroom;

4. (When you are passionate,) you say: “Ha, you The underwear is the same as that of my ex-BF!”

Don’t mention anything that reminds him of your ex-BF, even if it’s just a hint. This is especially true for tight-fitting items like underwear and socks;

5. (When he is not in good condition,) you say: "It doesn't matter, it will be better next time."

If you think this kind of encouragement can work, then it's a big mistake That’s wrong. When he really performs poorly, it’s best to remain silent. Pretending to encourage and comfort is tantamount to deceiving others;

6. (When he performs well and asks you how you feel) You say: "It's okay"

——If it's good, it's good. If it's not, just lie to him. There's no need to give a vague answer, which will make him suspect that he's not satisfied with you at all;

7. (When he wants you to perform oral sex on him but you don’t want to) you say: “That’s disgusting! Stop dreaming!”

——If you are not good at it or don’t like it , please don’t force yourself, but don’t criticize this way of making love that he approves of. Now is not the time to criticize;

8. (When he asks you excitedly if you have reached climax) you say : "What did you say? I didn't hear clearly..."

- It's better not to answer than to ask such a question, which will immediately make him feel that you are so inattentive and don't care about his voice;

9. (When he is naked in front of you for the first time) You say: "My dear, you are so small (soft)..."

——A forbidden word that every fool knows. Don't go beyond this;

10. (When he gently touches your skin) You scream: "Why are your hands so rough?"

No way , men are not always so thin and tender, so as long as you are not intolerable, don’t say it;

11. (When he touches your key parts) You frown and say: " Oops, it’s not in the right position, you can’t touch it like this!”

Don’t talk, just use your hand to guide his hand to the correct sensitive part;

12. (When he When preparing to have sex with you) you said carelessly: "I don't like to use condoms."

- He will suspect that you don't know enough about the health of sex. You are not afraid of getting sick, but he is still afraid;

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13. (When the heat rises between you two) You say: "My period is not over yet, how about we use a towel to pad it?"

--Although some men will not care. This, but for most men, this will make him feel an immediate sense of filth;

14. (When you finished talking about your feelings) you said: "You did well...my ex-BF and I had sex for 2 hours."

——This is simply Super hit! He will feel that he is competing with an invisible person and losing...

15. (When you are having sex) You shout: "ME!" or "COME ON, BABY!" ”

——You are not the heroine of pornographic movies, don’t think that exaggerated performance will excite men;

16. (When he is on top of you) You say: “Dear , I want to buy that pair of diamond earrings tomorrow, okay?”

Even though he is willing to buy that pair of diamond earrings for you, he doesn’t like to put sex and earrings together. Is it a transaction? If he is cruel and takes out 10,000 yuan immediately after sex: go buy that pair of earrings! You will be embarrassed to death!

17. (When you are proactive and he appreciates it very much) You ask: "Which one is better between me and your past girlfriend?"

——What a dilemma Answer: Deny you? Or deny her? You know, when most men have sex with the next one, they don't remember how the last one performed.