The most touching reason: My wife has a headache as soon as I cook, and it is soft when I wipe the table.

The most stinking reason: Others say that my mop action is more handsome than James Bond's pose.

The most accepted reason: For five thousand years, women have been doing housework every day. Now times have changed, and it’s time to change.

The most honorable reason: Life lies in movement, joints lie in activities, and doing more housework is good for the body.

The most outrageous reason: I just like doing housework, what are you going to do to me?

The most entertaining reason: Since I have done housework, my food tastes delicious and my body is in great shape. As a man, I have to do housework.

The most naive reason: I want to keep doing housework diligently and plan to apply for the Guinness World Record for the longest time doing housework.

The most legitimate reason: I am the backbone of the housekeeping company. If I don’t do housework, what else can I do?

The most irrelevant reason: I heard that the guy in the neighborhood opposite who loves doing housework won the lottery and won the lottery. I also have to do housework, and I will win too. Grand prize.

The most trustworthy reason: When I was pursuing my wife, I made a vow that I would take care of all the housework after we got married. Even if you beat me to death now, I will not break your promise.

The most poetic reason: Do your own housework and let others do it!

The most romantic reason: I enjoy doing housework, and my wife enjoys directing me to do housework. There is such a perfect match in the world. It is really it's fate!

The reason why I work hard: My wife says that I never wash clothes cleanly and my hands always get hurt when cutting vegetables. I don’t believe it, I’m a tall, seven-foot-tall man and I can’t do this housework!

The most sympathetic reason: I was laid off gloriously and have nothing to do but serve my wife and do housework at home.

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