111 ways to help you "get naked" on Singles' Day

Singles' Day on November 11, 2011 is known as the "Singles' Day of the Century". The editor believes that it is a festival for men and women to be "undressed". Therefore, it is nicknamed "God Stick Festival". Brother Dan Ding teaches you 111 tricks on how to "take off your clothes"!

1. Use your limited life for unlimited blooming. Justice is in the heart of the people. How can you know that there must be me among the bachelors?

2. Save three to five years’ salary to buy a wife.

3. Imitate the dressing of handsome celebrities.

4. Pretend to be a cool guy and charm the innocent girl.

5. Keep exercising, become a bodybuilder, and attract attention.

6. Whiten your teeth and become a smile killer.

7. Get an alternative hairstyle to attract the attention of new people.

8. Practice calligraphy hard and write a love letter with a beautiful face and willow body to "smash" her to death.

9. Develop a pair of "passionate eyes" and discharge when you see them correctly.

10. Give up the bottom line of age and turn your attention to big sisters or aunt-level women.

11. Go to Shenzhen often if you have nothing to do, if there are always more women than men there.

12. When you see a melancholy girl, immediately go to comfort her. People’s hearts are most fragile right now.

13. Write thousands of letters to the government, demanding that brides be imported from countries with more women.

14. Dare to "eat whatever you want", no matter how big a dinosaur the opponent is.

15. If possible, you can also influence prostitutes to be good.

16. Get engaged as early as possible, and parents who give birth to a boy must rush to secure the baby.

17. From the day I got my ID card at the age of sixteen, I have been advertising for marriage.

18. All universities, middle schools and primary schools should set up special "picking up girls classes" for boys so that they can learn various skills and the brave will win.

19. When applying for a job at a dating agency, come to a place that is close to the water, first come first served.

20. It is best to find a girl who is under 20 years old. Her head is full of fantasies and is easy to handle. Those who are over 25 years old are practical.

21. If you become a monk and become a monk, you will be pure and devoid of desires for the rest of your life.

22. A group of bachelors form a gang, go up the mountain to get married, and then steal the bride if they can, and ignore those who have no ability.

23. Export China’s remaining men abroad.

24. As high as it is, so is the bottom.

25. To establish a "bachelor's village", first manage the bachelors properly, and then connect with the "daughter country" or "widow village".

26. Being diligent in practicing martial arts and using force to compete for girls can also revitalize the reputation of a great martial arts country.

27. The law can allow same-sex marriage.

28. A certain number of women can be cloned and supplemented.

29. Men have been able to have three wives and four concubines since ancient times, so in the future, women can definitely have more husbands to "serve" them.

30. Practice your dog nose and never give up the opportunity to strike up a conversation with any woman who passes by you.

111 ways to "take off your clothes" on Singles' Day

31. Dare to poach someone, even if she is someone else's wife.

32. The state implements three holidays for singles, and several major long holidays also require ten days and a half. In short, give them more free time.

33. Governments at all levels should hold a singles criticism conference every year to put pressure on singles and let them have their own ideas.

34. Marriage first leads to marriage later, and finally achieves the goal of joint marriage.

35. Put more pressure on unit leaders. Singles in the unit who exceed the specified number must pay taxes.

36. Reward for giving birth to a daughter, fine for giving birth to a son.

37. Change the marriage between a man and a woman to a marriage between a woman and a man, which means you dare to be a "step in" son-in-law.

38. Return to the matrilineal clan, and the children will take the mother's surname. In this way, everyone will want to have daughters, and the purpose of "caring for girls" will be achieved.

39. Do more good deeds when you go out, such as giving up your seat to the elderly, holding children for women, and attracting the kind eyes of women.

40. When you see a shaky marriage, hurry up and wait in line.

41. Go to South Korea for plastic surgery to achieve the most eye-catching effect among the crowd.

42. From a large perspective, it is also important to improve the overall quality of men.

43. Learn from Mrs. Zhou in "Wanjun" and marry her son a child bride. Keep her at home since he was a child. It will definitely be safe.

44. Wear sideburns to look like an artist, which can attract both mature and immature women.

45. If you imitate the gestures of a certain star, it would be better if you have a three-pointed likeness to win the favor of female groupies.

46. Buy a house early and win the hearts of girls whose families have housing difficulties. Anyway, just build a nest to attract the phoenix.

47. I often attend various lectures in society, and maybe I can get to know female masters and doctors.

48. Go to the library and "accidentally" knock down a girl holding a book, and then help her pick up the book.

49. Go to the gym to try your luck. The girls there are often healthy and enthusiastic.

50. Sign up for study classes, such as computer, foreign language, etc., in order to meet motivated girls.

51. Find a suitable club and go there frequently to meet single women who share a common language.

52. Learn cooking skills and create the image of a good man among your friends. This can be passed on from ten to ten.

53. Don’t think social objects are old-fashioned. You can sign up to learn them. Are you worried about not having a chance to practice one-on-one?

54. Cultivate your interest in shopping, especially in large shopping malls. This is very useful.

55. If you immigrate to the "Widow Village", you will probably "sit back and enjoy" the blessings of the whole family.

56. When you share a house with someone of the opposite sex, no one can decide what will happen under the same roof.

57. If you chat online, you will definitely meet women who think the same as you.

58. Ask for introductions and attach a beautiful photo.

59. The enthusiastic old lady at work who always reminds me that I am single.

60. Pack a bus route and print your own advertisement on it, writing "I am single, contact number:..."

111 ways to help you "get naked" on Singles' Day Method

61. Wear sexy see-through clothes, be a sexy man, and attract avant-garde women.

62. Care about a married woman you know who has an unfortunate family.

63. Become a beautiful CS coach.

64. Act melancholy appropriately and let the girl think you are a person with a story.

65. Become a counselor at a university, where there are more female students.

66. Just follow Guo Da’s example and buy a female robot that can control the type of your wife.

67. Find a partner and find a wife together. If we have a threesome together, your wife will definitely be there.

68. Young people in the city should develop rural resources extensively and go to "Moushui Village" more often when you have time.

69. A young man from the countryside should go to the city to explore and run around to broaden his horizons. After returning home, he will be a "Diamond King".

70. If you can, fall in love early, even if you start in kindergarten.

71. Frequently go to orphanages and nursing homes to show love and meet girls who are equally loving and compassionate.

72. Participate more in TV marriage proposals.

73. Attend more bachelor parties.

74. Explore the resources of dating agencies and register for them.

75. Never give up any chance of dating.

76. Try your best to be the best man and aim at the bridesmaid.

77. Show great attentiveness to unmarried girls at class reunions.

78. Change your hairstyle and reshape your self-image

79. Waiting for a romantic encounter outside your bachelor's apartment

80. Post a post on BBS to mobilize netizens. Make it yourself

81. Memorizing classic love lines, such as "There was once a true love..." will be useful

82. Read more literary books to improve the quality of love letters. Or ask an expert to help you write a love letter

83. Go to some famous one-night stand bars. If you have the ability, turn a one-night stand into a lifelong love

84. Strive to become a celebrity in your professional field , and then there will be a celebrity effect

85. If you work hard in the sea and become a rich man, there will be beautiful women around you.

86. Men who bathe frequently, change clothes frequently, are clean and refreshing are very popular with women.

87. Be an ever-changing king. For example, when you go to work, you can wear a smart suit. You can wear casual clothes after 8 hours. If you work hard at home, you will give girls a "stunning" feeling

89. Cultivate a gentleman’s demeanor to attract the attention of ladies

90. If you have the opportunity to study abroad, you can marry a foreign wife. Not bad