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Ten criteria for a good new man

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First: Respect your choices

He respects the choices made by all women on the farm. If you grow radishes, he will steal them; if you grow vegetables, He stole vegetables. He will not complain about the fruits of your labor on the farm, but will only support you in continuing to develop your expertise in growing vegetables.

Second: Asking for help, caring and considerate

If there are weeds on your farm, he will weed them immediately; if there are pests in your crops, he will weed them immediately; if your fields are dry, he will immediately weed them. Water; when your crops are ripe, come and pick them without saying a word. Anyway, as long as there is some disturbance around you, he will appear in front of you non-stop without you shouting. That is called speed.

Third: Sincere pursuit

Your dog is very vicious, biting his trouser corners repeatedly, causing him to flee the scene in embarrassment. But he never gives up his pursuit of your crops for this reason. Every time your dog is not paying attention, he sneaks into your farm and "stolenly" meets you. This kind of spirit is even more sincere than Dayu's "passing through the house three times without entering" in flood control.

Fourth: Be open-minded and tolerant

Let him often have disputes with your dog because he wants to enter your farm. He is usually the first to give in. Although he is unwilling to do so, he still takes the initiative to admit his mistake and takes out a gold coin from his pocket to give it to your dog as compensation. This is called Love House and House. If you like pets, he will treat your pets well.

Fifth: He will not ignore you because of his friends

He has his own social circle of food-stealing friends, but he will not be so busy dealing with these food-stealing friends that he forgets your existence . Whenever your food is ready, he will be the first to arrive. Having you in my heart proves that this man loves you deeply.

Sixth: Be willing to endure hardship and struggle

Get up early and work hard at night. Sometimes I only sleep for five hours a day, staring at the screen, working hard to grow my food-stealing business. Modern men all advocate a white-collar life. There are very few men who are willing to endure hardships and "go to the fields to grow vegetables." They must be good family cooks.

Seventh: Have an economic mind

Calculate the time to steal vegetables, calculate when other people’s vegetables will be ripe, and calculate how to prevent others from picking his vegetables. The time for picking and stealing vegetables is clearly calculated, and the statistics are good, just like a golden abacus. Maybe I can become half an economist in the future.

Eighth: Be patient and I will miss you well

Calculate the time when your food will be cooked, and come to your house to look for food stealers as soon as it arrives. Even if it is two o'clock in the morning, I will get out of bed in the dark, turn on the computer, and face you face to face. This concern for you stems from his patience in stealing food.

Ninth: Have your own hobbies

Stick to your own ambition of stealing food, take it as an honor to steal food, and be unshakable in all weathers, let others decide on your own path. . This is called faith.

Tenth: Your family and friends all admire him

The elders are invincible in stealing food, and there are countless people who appreciate it, so their eyes are naturally brighter than yours. A family like him has a lot of "food", but he wakes up early and works late at night, not afraid of dog bites, just to steal a good face. He is a rare good man in modern times, worthy of being entrusted by his daughter for the rest of his life.

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