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The real reason why MM calls her boyfriend pig head

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The number one reason - laziness. The nature of pigs is to eat and be lazy.

The laziness of your boyfriend is mainly reflected in some details of life. Generally speaking, dress smartly when going on a date with your girlfriend. But his bachelor pad is probably very similar to some animal's den. Newspapers, cigarette butts, and slippers were mixed together in the corner. Jerseys and sneakers go hand in hand, and the smell of socks under the bed is enough to break the tolerance limits of nasty animals such as rats and cockroaches.

It is very simple to change this state. There are two methods: 1. Conduct spot checks from time to time. This method is suitable for savage girlfriends, and your boyfriend loves you very much and is in the pursuit stage. At this time, it is usually Will succumb to the high-decibel screams of his girlfriend (this method will not work after marriage);

2. Regular tidying up is suitable for gentle and virtuous girlfriends. The premise is that a girl loves this boy very much. When a girl really falls in love, she will do anything for you. So boys who meet this kind of girl are very lucky, but the chance of this is relatively small. Usually such virtuous girls are more popular, and the supply exceeds the demand, and the competition is too exciting.

The second reason - lust. Lesson: Zhu Bajie carries his wife on his back.

As the saying goes, what comes before will come after. According to the current trend, this trend is getting worse. The crows in the world are as black as the men in the world. In fact, I have never met any perverted men. I just listen to it more. So I will rank second. Most people think that the general direction should not be wrong. Although the truth is said to be in the hands of a few people, it still needs to be experimentally verified.

The third reason - snoozing

Anyone who has had the opportunity to see a pig must know very well that sleeping is one of the two major conditions for being a pig. In fact, men are also very sleepy. I once had a friend whose boyfriend was a super sleepy man. He could stay energetic except watching football games. Other times, such as when shopping or watching TV, my eyelids start to fight.

The fourth reason - it can enhance the relationship between two people

In the world of two people, calling out "pig head" delicately is guaranteed to make your boyfriend's bones melt. . "Zhutou" is a very affectionate name. It's not as disgusting as "Baby" or "Sweetheart", which makes people tremble all over. One advantage of being called a pig is that you can bark loudly when you are angry. If you usually call him "baby", what do you call him when he's angry? It's not very ladylike to call him "baby" without adding your first and last name, and he won't know that you are angry. Calling "pig head" is different. As long as you raise your voice a little, your boyfriend will immediately know that your tone is not right. He can reflect on it in time and nip the situation in the bud. Then the "battle" between the two, hehe, the probability Big reduction. It is conducive to social stability and national prosperity.

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