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What do men least understand about women?

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1. Should the gift be romantic or affordable?

Men are confused: On a day like Women’s Day when gifts are needed, should they be romantic or affordable?

Scene: On the evening of March 8th, as soon as the husband entered the house, he gave his wife a bouquet of roses.

The wife said: How much does this bouquet of flowers cost? You might as well take me and my son out for a big meal... Also, you owe me a platinum necklace! My husband’s smile suddenly froze! ! !

Summary: Women are sometimes material animals, especially after years of marriage. Faced with this situation, her husband might as well give her some benefits!

2. Does romance require an audience?

Men are confused: Romance is completely a private matter between my girlfriend and I, but why does my girlfriend always want to find a few viewers?

Scene: Two girls in the office have birthdays on the same day. Early in the morning, a girl's boyfriend sent 11 roses and a birthday card. Although the gift was corny, it still caused cheers from the little sisters. Another girl was sitting on a pin-mat, and finally came home from get off work. She saw that fool standing at the door of her house from a distance, holding a rose: ) Summary: Romance needs an audience, brocade clothes must not be worn at night, vanity is an incurable disease for women! In public, ordinary gifts can be worth a hundred times.

3. Are pranks romantic or boring?

Men are confused: Why do women also like to test men on April Fool’s Day projects on ordinary days, which gives people a headache?

Scene: Mr. Chen came home and found a note left by his wife: Dear, I am having a gathering with my classmates tonight and will not go home for dinner. Mr. Chen then made frantic phone calls and invited friends to come to his home for a party. After the phone call, he suddenly found his wife tiptoeing out of the bedroom: "Haha, you were so happy when I wasn't at home." He was stunned with anger, and she was laughing so hard.

${FDPageBreak}Summary: Using pranks to tease your boyfriend or husband is a popular entertainment item for female compatriots. It is not only an interesting game, but also serves as a test and examination. If you lose your composure, you may be "baked".

4. Is phone tracking distrust or concern?

The man is confused: The only thing that makes me lose face is hanging out with my friends. My wife’s calls to check up on work have made my friends lose all interest, and she even calls it caring about me.

Scene: A group of women were singing in a karaoke bar. It was past 12 o'clock in the night, and everyone's mobile phones took turns to sing, but Xiaoli's mobile phone remained silent. Everyone said that your husband is really trusting of you. When she got home, Xiaoli asked her husband why he didn't call her. He said that every time I go out, you always call me to ask me when I will come home. I find it annoying, so I won't ask when you go out, which shows that I trust you very much. . Xiaoli said: "You make me lose face, as if I am a woman that no one cares about."

Summary: Men hate being followed by women, women like to be followed by men; men think women are crazy Asking him what time he will come home is an annoyance, and a woman thinks it is an honor for a man to ask her what time he will come home.

5. Is it weird or fashionable to dare to put any color on your face?

Men are confused: black lipstick, green eye shadow, orange blush... Why should a woman make her face look like a palette?

Scene: In front of the cosmetics counter, a girl tries on eyeshadow powder. Paint it green, and the boyfriend shakes his head; paint it purple, and the boyfriend shakes his head; paint it blue, and the boyfriend still shakes his head. The girl was furious: "Are you reluctant to spend money?" The boy said aggrievedly: "No! I just don't think anyone's eyes look like that."

Summary: With the development of makeup technology, it is no longer Generally speaking, if the eyebrows are not black, the eyebrows should be painted darker, and if the lips are not red, the lips should be painted red.

As long as there are fashion magazines that praise you, even if you turn your pretty face into a fairy, there will be fashionable girls who will immediately apply what you have learned.

6. How to be a flower protector?

The man is confused: I live in Hankou, and I often take the tram to escort my girlfriend who lives in Wuchang home late at night. I go back to my home until midnight, but my girlfriend is unmoved.

Scene: At ten o'clock in the evening, a man and woman were on the street in Hankou. The boy said to see if there was a bus, and the girl's face immediately darkened. The boy then stretched out his hand to stop the taxi and said, "I'll take you back to Wuchang." "You'll have to take a taxi back after you take me back. It costs more than a hundred yuan for a trip, which is not cost-effective." The girl's words made the boy very embarrassed. , what can I do to make her happy?

Summary: Independent women no longer need a flower protector, but they still need someone to act like a flower protector. The wisest thing for a man to do is to lovingly hand a woman a hundred dollars and ask her to take a taxi home, although she may choose to take the bus and save the money to buy clothes.

${FDPageBreak}7. Should I buy one expensive one or ten cheap ones?

Men are confused: Women are always buying clothes, but they always complain that they don’t have enough clothes to sell. Why can’t they use the money they spend to buy two or three street stall items to buy a decent piece of clothes?

Scene: A man and a woman are choosing clothes. Whenever the man likes something, the woman always says it is too expensive. Finally, the man couldn't help but say: "Just buy a good one." But the woman kept picking here and there but didn't like anything. Later, at the woman's suggestion, they went to a clothing market and bought a scarf, two pieces of clothing, a skirt, a pair of pants, and a pair of shoes for a thousand yuan.

Summary: When a woman says she doesn’t have any clothes, she doesn’t really want to buy something expensive but just wants to buy new ones. In their view, new is good, and they are happy if they can buy more new clothes with the same money.

8. How to treat her friends?

Men are confused: My wife has some close friends who are like sisters. However, after she gets romantic with them, she will turn around and tell me that they are not good. I really don’t know what to do.

Scene: The wife’s close friend comes to play at home, and the husband cooks enthusiastically. Because it was very late, he asked her to stay here. The next day, his wife had a big fight with him, calling him a playboy.

Summary: Some women will speak ill of other women, including close friends, in front of the man they love. This is different from men. Men think that if a woman is friendly to their friends, it will help them gain face, while women tend to get jealous easily.

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