The way of husband and wife: quarrel should be like cooking

Don’t doubt the nature of marriage or even each other’s feelings just because you have a quarrel. There is no quarrel left in love; you must know that quarrels are to a marriage what salt is to a dish. The dish needs salt—and so does the marriage.

The more they quarrel, the closer they become, and the more they quarrel, the sweeter they become. As the saying goes, if enemies never get together, they will fight until they grow old. Of course, the quantity must be controlled, too salty or too bland will destroy the taste of life. The quarrel recipe given to my husband:

Boiled Intestine

This is a famous Sichuan dish. It is spicy, numb, and has a stimulating taste. It has a long aftertaste that stimulates the tongue. Known for the stomach. This is a heavyweight dish, so it’s not a matter of principle. Use it with caution!

Example:

My husband went on more than two separate dates with his female secretary. Stayed awake more than twice a month. Using your vacation or car money to secretly speculate in futures is a serious mistake.

Analysis:

This is the time to use this dish and "fry" it with a thunderous momentum, without hesitation to fill the sky with smoke. All kinds of heavy-weight accusations and accusations can be used as material to let him know that your soft intestines are as heartbroken and "broken" as this severed large intestine. Till he sheds tears and sweats.

Operational taboos:

The heat and seasonings must be controlled well, and you should stop eating when you are ready. Do not chase after the enemy. The purpose is to make him realize his mistake, rather than knocking him to the ground.