The diamond man in the title is actually me. According to the common saying, it should be the diamond king. However, I always feel that the title "王老五" is somewhat ridiculing or even ridiculing, so , I'd better call myself a diamond man "humbly"!

Also, it seems that as long as a man is over 30 and has not married, he can be labeled as a "diamond" regardless of whether he has a tile on his head or how much money he has around his waist. Of course I can't talk about diamonds. I live a simple and cautious life with my salary, so how can I talk about diamonds?

However, I do have a house, and it is a large house of 130 square meters! Frankly speaking, this is all thanks to the fact that I have never started a family since I was over 30 years old. The company has regulations that only spouses who are employees of the same company are eligible for welfare housing allocation. Seeing that my roommates in the same dormitory changed one after another, I decided to buy a house on my own. Think about it, in the years when the policy of welfare housing allocation was still in effect, commercial housing would be so cheap. Of course, the price per square meter at that time was still very challenging, but I can't always live in a single dormitory with a kid. , finally decided to buy a commercial house.

I also brought my shit here. Before I could move in, I heard that the house was going to be demolished. It was said that the land was being acquired by politicians for municipal planning and urban road reconstruction. Like other owners, I immediately renovated the house just to take advantage of the country. In the end, this commercial house made me a small profit. Hey, I bought another big house, which is the one I have now.

Hey guys, this house not only made me a small profit, but also greatly increased my worth. They all call me a diamond king.

I finally moved into my new home, and the boss of my work unit insisted on writing me a couplet in a pretentious manner. The first line is "A small room does not need to be big", the second line is "There is not much fragrance of flowers", and the horizontal line is more interesting - "Building a nest to attract phoenixes".

So, we started going on blind dates, with tall, fat, big breasts, fat butts, emotionally hurt, dead husbands, etc., all kinds of women appeared on the scene, but in the end, it wasn’t that they disliked me. For example, they have no money, they are old, they are ugly, I just don’t like them. No matter what, I am still an unmarried man, but among the women on the blind date, there were those who had children and those who were in short marriages but not pregnant. I was so angry that I once got angry at the introducer. I said I didn’t want to be a virgin, but At least she must be an unmarried woman!

With such a noise, everyone immediately shut up. I heard someone talking about me, saying that an old man with no football skills, a car but no car, no money, just a resettlement house without property management, and his dick is still so high, thinks he can live a good life?

Damn it! I cursed.

My mother was anxious and forced my sister and brother-in-law to introduce me to a girlfriend. She said that if I didn’t get married, they would cut off the relationship with me. My mother said that my brother-in-law worked in a government department and was well-informed and could meet many good girls. The elder sister said to her brother-in-law, "Does he dare?" My mother said, this is the time, everyone is united and shares the same hatred, and we must win the final victory of my marriage.

The blind date is scheduled for this weekend. The other party is a civil servant, has a car and a house, and is going through the procedures to settle abroad. He said he wants to start a family before going abroad, because Chinese women are still used to finding Chinese men. After all, cultural Same as life background. After hearing this, I thought that foreign men’s gadgets were too big for Chinese women to bear. But my brother-in-law said that I could go abroad after getting married, which was very attractive to me.

So I happily prepared and met happily, but what I saw was-

Why is it her? The blind date was also surprised, and his eyes seemed to say, why is it you? Ah, this woman turned out to be my high school classmate. The atmosphere was very awkward, but the female classmate was very generous. She asked me: "Are you not married yet? You must be 40, right?" I coughed twice and said, "Where, 38!"

Female classmate I finally remembered her name. It was Wang Weihong. Why did she change it to Wang Qingna? I asked, have you always been single? The female classmate replied, No, the introducer didn’t tell you? Divorced for three years. I was taken aback, but tried to look calm and collected.

She said that she just didn’t want children and always wanted to go abroad, so she left. But living a life as a woman is still harder than imagined. Now, in addition to working hard on the plan to go abroad, my idea of ​​not having children has changed, and I still think it is better to have a child.

She said, why haven’t you changed? Look at the shirt you are wearing. The cufflinks are not fastened, and the shirt hem is not tucked into the belt. Is it still slovenly? A man without a woman suffers more than a man without a woman!

"What are you looking for?" she asked. Obviously, the blind date has evolved into a chat where old classmates meet.

"You still have the idea of ​​​​finding a virgin, right? Haha, I remember when you were studying, you told a few boys that you would not find a virgin in the future. It is really naive to think about it. The virgins now are like you What men can afford?”

She said that unless a man of your age is very rich, famous or capable, he will definitely be seen as a monster in the eyes of others. Being single is a luxury label for men. What will happen to men who have no money and a bad life if they don't get married as soon as possible?

"You're not gay, are you?" she asked. Do you like men? Are you forced to go on a blind date due to pressure from your parents? Is homosexuality also a luxury purchase? Only rich old men can have sex!

She said, I don’t know what else you are choosing? Men of your age must have many problems and bad habits, which are generally difficult to change. Their nature is hard to change, and they are really not suitable for family life. Unless there is a woman who changes for you, but are there such women now? The introducer said that you have a house, but I asked, it is just a resettlement house, and the neighbors around you are farmers and people with no decent occupations. Is it possible that your descendants will grow up in such an environment?

"By the way, you are not without merits, such as honesty." She said, so your best choice is to find a divorced woman, because your feelings will be hurt anyway. The best outcome is a short marriage with no pregnancy, and a child is given to the other party.

“For a man like you, getting married is just a matter of completing the task. Stop fantasizing. Your sexual ability is declining and your opportunities for development are getting less and less. You will be eliminated by the times. If you have a suitable If you are a woman who is willing to live with you, just live with her!"

I was very frustrated. In the end, the female classmate paid the bill, and the cafe gave me a voucher worth 50 yuan in my hand! superior. The female classmate said that it can be used on the next blind date.

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